"Hello? O2 Broadband? Yes. I wish to open up my account to a Masturbation facility. I need to masturbate at least once every two weeks, so can you please facilitate that for me.... thank you very much".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:53, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Virginmedialols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)

weeks

hours
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I'm going to phone talktalk and be very blunt about it
I don't want my internet censored, its bad enough I have to go through a proxy to access torrent sites but if they turn off my porn I will burn down their offices.
( Peej, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

It's not default on though is it? There's a question during setup.
It's such a load of bullshit, good job only men set up ISPs eh.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I did wonder, I was sure I was asked the last time I changed provider if I wanted to access all content or just "safe"
So, this new plan basically doesn't change anything?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:33, Reply)

i hope for your sake it's a better filter than our work one
the things that get blocked as porn here are daft. a website selling tights, and locksmiths. why locksmiths? why??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:34, Reply)

why would I block anything?
half the stuff I do through work comes across as "adult content"

Any that's before we even start on my niche otter porn habit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:38, Reply)

the otter's niche?
or your niche?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:40, Reply)

otter porn is niche.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:47, Reply)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Shanksh Schteve

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Chasity Belts, innit.
COR BLIMEY, LOOK AT THE YELL ON THAT ONE. THATS AT LEAST 6 CYLNDERS.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)