I wonder when Kate will start posting about her fanny woes on mumsnet?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:24, 17 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2023747
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Am I Being Unreasonable
to refuse my husband's request that I cut my hair short and let him take me up the wrong 'un since the birth of our sun left me with a fanny as wide as the Clyde?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:28, Reply)

since the birth of our sun left me with a fanny as wide as the Clyde? "because, let's be honest, I couldn't be a more obvious bufty if I was wearing a pink lamee mankini and inhaling cocks on Hampstead Heath, and there's not even the slightest chance I'm the father"

possibly?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:33, Reply)

The stitches in the royal minge are itchy and my lady-in-waiting has very sharp nails. Advice please.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:31, Reply)

General health: should the royal discharge be this colour?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I wondered what the fuck you were banging on about then
phone autocorrect, by any chance?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Yep.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:36, Reply)

My mother in law keeps talking about cracked nipples. What would you do?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:35, Reply)

WWQD ?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Hire a medium?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:41, Reply)

My brother in law keeps wanting to take photos of my child naked. Should I call a footman?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:37, Reply)

That site is a pisser.
Harry wants a spit-roast with Wills and me, is this wrong? It felt so good the last time, dunno if he's the dad.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:42, Reply)

My baby's great grandfather keeps trying to teach my son German. AIBU to say nein to this?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)

As the parent you have to do the Reich thing

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I will not have the QILF's Quim bandied around like some common minge
Show some respect
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:53, Reply)