Delia is a cunt
her recipes are fuckling awful
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:19, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I watched one where she showed us how to make oven chips
Which was a god send, because I was having those that very night!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:20, Reply)

buy oven chips
put in oven
eat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:21, Reply)

To be fair, she sprayed them with a bit of oil
*shrugs*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:22, Reply)

her early recipes are fucking hilarious.
1. open tin of fruit
2. pour on cream
3. top with glace cherry
4. AWAY YOU GO!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:21, Reply)

How did she become successful?
It doesn't make sense.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:23, Reply)

she gave a gob job like a hoover filled with warm jelly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Which coincidentally is also one of her recipes

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:25, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:32, Reply)

I think you have all missed the point of Delia
She was there to show plebs that they could probably cook something, y'know if they got off their fat arses and went into the kitchen.
Look, for fucks sake, you can't even boil an egg??
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I feel so foolish

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Just have a think about that for a moment, yeah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:40, Reply)

The Ron Pickering
Fruit surprise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:28, Reply)