Heavier women tend to be more intelligent -- They also tend to produce more intelligent children. Although, over 30kg/m² the intelligence of both woman and offspring also drops.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:31, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How do you measure the surface area of a woman?
Apart from the obvious skin her, stretch it over squared paper and count squares.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:36, Reply)

...or it gets the hose

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Not sure this works.
Are they thick before they put on the weight?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:56, Reply)