I'd buy one of those ludicrous low rider cars
and personally pay off all my creditors in cash from bags in the back of the car, whilst doing that deranged 'bouncing up and down in your car' thing you see in West Coast rap videos.

I would also force them to listen to a specially-composed rap which I would perform, in a weird high voice.

Then I would do a poo on the floor in front of them and shout 'LOL'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 13:53, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahaha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 13:54, Reply)

You "performance artist" people really are tedious.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Fucking yurt prick

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 13:55, Reply)

I tried to hire one of those once
I thought it would be funny, then found out that you didn't even get to drive it.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)