So over the life of the shoes
You've been to about 15 weddings/interviews or funerals.

That seems like a lot.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

sounds about right
about one wedding a year, give or take, the same with funerals (4 grand parents between myself and the ex wife and at least one friend) and a rash of job interviews culminating in getting my current job. I suppose it's been a time when grand parents are dying off coinciding with people settling down and getting married and also changing jobs for me.

it's all bee quieter lately.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:55, Reply)

That makes the shoes less than a pound an event.
Bargain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)

my thoughts exactly.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:57, Reply)

8 weddings this year
10 last year
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Do you keep marrying Africans to get them a passport?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:58, Reply)

The cost of attending a wedding as a guest has apparently shot up
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2288535/Be-guest---afford-The-REAL-cost-attending-wedding-revealed-1-395.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:59, Reply)

50% of them will end up getting divorced
you should only have gone to half of them
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:07, Reply)