so looking at the populol page, we ain't that populol today
i don't get this thing of putting everything AA does on the popular board. how are his updates any worse than monty banging on about crap music, or me whining about crap men, or kroney lusting after crap cars, or trouser chat or vegetable chat or homebrew chat or motorway chat or computer chat or film chat or persistent sock puppets... either i have missed something majorly hilarious, or it just ain't that funny, because frankly everyone here is capable of being tedious as fuck!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:11, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It needs more puns.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:12, Reply)

a good pun is a thing of beauty
a bad pun is.... just awful
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:13, Reply)

My Bay City Rollers one of the other day was outstanding.
But it never got popped :-(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)

i think i missed that
go on, show me for validation
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Context and pun
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2023248
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)

ok you win
i'll click that like a little bitch for you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Meh.
If it wasn't good enough then, it ain't good enough now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

^ Upset ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Yeah.
Completely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)

There has been some great lines today
I guess people are just to hot and bothered to actually click the "I like this" button
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:13, Reply)

maybe it hasn't updated properly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I think it has

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)

^^blobbing^^

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)

NOT, actually
i think you're thinking of kroney. he loves to blob.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Out of respect for Mel Smith I imagine that line to the tune of "I love Trucking"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)

I couldn't find the bit where Emvee was bullying you on QOTW
Can you link it please?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Not really bullying
www.b3ta.com/questions/badgigs/post2027889
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)

hahah Emvee pwned

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)

i read it to the tune of tina charles "love to love" or whatever it's called
i love to love, but my baby loves to dance...

kroney loves to blob...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)

It also works quite well to..........
George Thorogood & The Destroyers "Bad To The Bone
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)

it's replaced the cock game
heathcliff. it's me, i'm kroney, i'm blobbing...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Just put my car through its MOT.
At the garage, there's an old Audi 100 Quattro estate from circa 1988 standing derelict. I'm tempted to ask them how much it'd be to put it back on the road.

www.motor-trade-insider.com/images/audi-100-avant-1984.jpg
( Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

"too much"
there's your answer

get some curves, man. that car looks like a coffin on wheels!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Curves are for women and fags.
Cars designed with a ruler are what I'm all about.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)

you should get a delorean
at least that would have some semblance of cool
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Deloreans are piles of overrated junk.
Undertuned Renault V6s built by bogtrotting drive tarmacers
( Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)

but they LOOk cool
that thing does not.

hahahahaha it seems you are not alone. HOW can this be a thing??

greatescapecars.blogspot.co.uk/2010/04/drive-ultimate-dads-car-with-great.html#!/2010/04/drive-ultimate-dads-car-with-great.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)

I've been looking at renting a couple of old cars for the old mans 70th birthday.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)

great idea
i love classic cars. they so pretty.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Found a place in Scotland
That'll rent me a Triumph Herald convertible (the sort of car my dad had when he met my mother) and an e-type Jag, which he has always wanted but could never afford/justify.

It doesn't work out that much more expensive than going to Hertz and renting a Focus for a couple of days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:45, Reply)

I've thought about getting one of those Rovers. They're fucking hard as nails.

( Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)

to be honest, that i wouldn't mind at all
i think it's much cooler than that boxy box. one of our family friends had one of those, in a sort of dark turquoise colour, caribbean blue or something. these days everyone's car is black or silver.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)

You'd be lucky to see 22mpg out of one of those V8s, though.
Not really an austerity measures vehicle. Sexy as fuck, though.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Not really a problem
When every 21 miles you'll have to take it to a garage for repair.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)

P5 coupe, oh yes.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Just called the guy. There's nothing left, it's just a shell :(

( Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)

and you couldn't see that from the pic?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)