oh, good. i'd hate for her to be alone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:15, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

What's she look like, mate?
It'll be awkward and everything, but if you cark it I'll totes be your bro and smash one up it.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)

you're a good friend, similar sentiments for you and OG
i'll even give your housemate one as well, then raid her bank account
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)

hang on
those can't be similar sentiments. because your proposal means that your wife has to cark it as well as kroney.

would they have died together in some tragic square car-related incident?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)

look, I don't do deatils
I leave that to minions
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)

if killing your wife and kroney is a "detail"
what the fuck is at the top of your to-do list!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:29, Reply)

world domination

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:30, Reply)

She doesn't currently have a bank account, but otherwise go for your life.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)

lol, 3rd world fat mate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)

If I don't laugh, I'll cry.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)

a most offensive typo
and also an unusual one, given the content
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)

have you not seen the bellies on Ethiopian children?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)