ooh a rare rory thread
YES, it's disgusting, and even in the poshest city offices, there are still a metric fucktonne of animals who leave the place in a state

yes and no, they are v hard working. but i've worked in other jobs where the smokers properly took the piss.

not having a microwave. it really fucks up bringing in healthy lunches/left-overs.

alt: GIANT SALTY ALMOND TOBLERONES, THANK YOU RORY

altalt: bottle of pink champagne in the chelsea physic garden last week, does that count?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:11, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

We have a microwave at work
but it's fucking rubbish. It takes 10 minutes just to heat up soup. They might as well install a hob.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:13, Reply)

the excuse here is that they don't want the floor to smell
but people bring hot food in/down from the staff restaurant so guess what, it still fucking smells

FREE DECENT MICROWAVES FOR ALL
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Ridiculous
As long as it's kept clean, it'd be fine. People are so dumb.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Leftovers?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:18, Reply)

clean leftovers
ie you made two portions, and put it on a fresh plate/tupperware box straightaway.

NOT fork in, fork out, saliva infested half-eaten shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Not rory and everyone agrees with me

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:24, Reply)

lies and lies

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:47, Reply)

What if there's no evidence of said massive shit save a peaty tang in the air not quite covered by a quick spray of Febreeze?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:29, Reply)

still disgusting
if you must shit, do it in your own disgusting bathroom
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:47, Reply)

it's a natural bodily function, what's the beef?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:50, Reply)

there is nothing natural about some people

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:58, Reply)

altalt: as long as you necked it from the bottle and harangued passersby shouting "ITS STRAWBERRY BLONDE YOU FUCKS!" and then had a little cry whilst waddling around on your knock knees then sure

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I DO NOT HAVE KNOCK KNEES
monty's kid did, however, confirm the ginger thing. time to break out the sharpies.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:47, Reply)

ie

You going to cut her gangland style for dissing you?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:52, Reply)

with a black highlighter!
so yer, gangnam style more like
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:57, Reply)