this is awesoem
hotelgraffiti.tumblr.com
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 17:30, 44 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i don't get it, won't the hotel simply charge you for vandalising the room?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 17:37, Reply)

It really isn't, you know.
Either that or your awe threshold and mine are at opposite ends of a fucking gigantic scale.

If anything it's left me feeling rather depressed, shabby hotels always have an air of sadness about them, like open restaurants with no customers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 17:37, Reply)

shit day monts, shit fucking day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 17:39, Reply)

Hey man by the sounds of things you're on a countdown to 'FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUTTA HERE' day.
How bad can it be?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 17:42, Reply)

will be working tonight, so makes no difference

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 17:45, Reply)

i'm going to buy new squash shoes and then go for a run
but i'll be here for a bit yet, we've always got each other
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 17:59, Reply)

You just bought one pair of fucking trainers, why buy another?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:03, Reply)

because the running trainers are not non-marking
and i don't think it's fair to other people who have to use the courts if my shoes leave massive black marks on them. it would make me tut.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:04, Reply)

Real world problems here folks.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:12, Reply)

i like to be courteous
(do you see what i did there?)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:37, Reply)

open restaurants YM
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:03, Reply)

Calm down love, it's only a link an exasoration.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:06, Reply)

Not. It's fucking shit.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 17:40, Reply)

Erm....

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 17:57, Reply)

those hotels make a travel lodge/premier inn look like the savoy
shudder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 17:58, Reply)

So does your mimmsy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:00, Reply)

this is so untrue
it's like a tiny delicate rare hamburger.

unlike YM's toxic badly packed spotty kebab, spilling out all over the place.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:01, Reply)

It literally spills out EVERYWHERE.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:05, Reply)

this does explain a lot
btw, one of my friends saw the pics of you and me/lusty on my phone on sun, and thought you were hot.

i fell off the chair laughing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:07, Reply)

Clearly a woman of discerning taste.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:13, Reply)

a tiny delicate rare hamburger

The dribbling remains after a fox has ripped through a full bin liner.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:05, Reply)

oi
when we want your input, we'll bend down and whistle for it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:06, Reply)

The abdominal cavity of a freshly-gralloched stag.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:25, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:27, Reply)

Hmmmmmm, probs.

You?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:30, Reply)

alright Flight Lieutenant Dozington-Smythe

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:32, Reply)

Leather helmets, white silk scarf and goggles. Tally Ho, bandits at 4 o'clock.

Those were the days.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:36, Reply)