I had a lazy/unhealthy breakfast of special k clusters and orange juice and now I'm higher than a mong in a chocolate factory
If someone could prove to me that the control will actually achieve anything good, then I wouldn't care if anyone wanted to check what I look up; it's all dull as fuck anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 7:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I don't really think the control will work.
Re the alleged affair thing that's been kicking around on the net, all the UK links are meant to be severed. It took about 5 seconds to find one on FB.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 7:59, Reply)

Oooh oooh who is it?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Allegedly.
www.deccanchronicle.com/130729/news-world/article/brooks-murdochs-affair-out
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:21, Reply)

That's the sort of 'dynamite' sex scandal that would 'rock' downing street

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:23, Reply)

That's the sort of 'bullshit' that 'mugs' believe on 'the internet'.
Poor Grant Mitchell, crying at home with a shiner whilst his randy ranga missus is getting boned by a nonagerian Aussie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:24, Reply)

What the fuck is 'the internet'?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:26, Reply)

It's like CB radio, but you have to type everything out.
It's shit - it'll never catch on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:28, Reply)

I might get one anyway, but I'll get a new ribbon for my typewriter beforehand if there's alot of typing involved.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:29, Reply)

Make sure you pay by cheque.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:31, Reply)

10-4 good buddy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:30, Reply)

How many candles are you burning? What's your handle?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Breaker breaker
I think I'm onto something here. It really *is* like typed-out CB radio, you have a 'handle' etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:32, Reply)

We need this, you anchor clanker you.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_CB_slang
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:36, Reply)

That's rich coming from a 'Bitumen Sniffer' like you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:38, Reply)

LOL
"Black Bart"
A chronic alcoholic who cannot handle his liquor. Usually shouts loudly, picking people up, etc. A general nuisence to others. An undesirable person at a party or truckstop.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:38, Reply)

^ Thirteen letter shit spreader

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:38, Reply)

My balls are sagging

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Yeah, I agree.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Oh Jimmy fucking Hill FFS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:23, Reply)

The chinny reckon is strong with this one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:26, Reply)