Ben Rake would fill a full pub ashtray with beer and then drink it.
BEAT THAT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:42, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

PAH! Amateur hour

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Apparently a squaddie game, is they all jizz onto a cream cracker.
Lost one to shoot, has to eat them all. This thread is gonna get RANK bro.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Squaddie game?
That's a public school classic, old boy. It's the reason Nakers has such strong bones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:46, Reply)

On the way to work today I saw a lorry
with 'Peter Green Chilled' on the side of it. I then daydreamed for the rest of the journey about travelling around in the back of a lorry, smoking weed and listening to Fleetwood Mac.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Ever see that Man of the World doc?
Excellent stuff, what an interesting dude, it really isn't cut and dried what actually happened to him, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I have, it's really good
Yeah, it appears as if the tipping point was when he met those germans...but I suspect he had something wrong with him in the first place. The dangerously mind-altering drugs just made it worse.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Also, I can play Man of the World
*blows fingernails as if to imply that my hands are extrememly hot from being such a good guitar player*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)

WOW!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I have dedicated the last few years to Mr Greens teachings
Well...the guitar related ones, anyway.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)

He's one of the best of all time eh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)

He sure is
I dream of putting together a small blues outfit some day.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Like the Smurfs?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Similar
but way off
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)

While you disappear off, getting stoned in the back of a lorry, I'm going to show up in your absence and claim to be you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)

YOU BLOODY WOULD AS WELL

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I've got to admit, the thought of it is giving me a lob on

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)

My life IS extremely erotic, it's true
I envy myself sometimes
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

That NEVER happened at my all boys grammar school. The rumours weren't true.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)

^ strong bones

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)

strong bones adamantium skeleton.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)

bones bone
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)

The 3 b's. Not the 3 r's.
Beatings, bad food and buggery.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)