I'm going to Oxford to see my father on Satruday, and to have unprotected sex with Windy Pig.
Alt: West country in Oct for my birthday, and America when my flat is sold.

There's also talk of Japan possibly next year.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:46, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you'll be back in debt before you know it!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Nah I won't.
The US holiday will be my only spend when I have the cash, Japan is my 40th from Lustington. Other than it's going to in the bank, unless I buy another gaff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Surely you mean Rustington?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:50, Reply)

I don't get this
EDIT oh yeah, Rapanese, gotcha
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Japan/ Lustington/Rustington
Rubbery RaDY. oH, FUCK OFF.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Velly solly
*pulls corners of eyes*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Blitish plick.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Maybe you could get Lusty knocked up and then have an acrimonious split from her?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Yer, thet'd be well lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:51, Reply)

All the cool kids are doing it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:51, Reply)

wow that's pretty fucking decent of her

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:52, Reply)

That's rather what I thought.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:54, Reply)

JAPANDAMONIUM!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:52, Reply)

GOJIRAAAAAA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Oh man, you'll have a whale of a time
Pun not intended, or course, most honourable Boyce-san.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Bit disappointed we didn't get a Windy pub bash before he packed it in.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Although it's perfectly understandable that he may not have wanted a load of irresponsible internet types taking drugs and urinating all over the floor

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I can't understand how anyone would pass that up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:55, Reply)

It's this tolerant attitude to life that keeps you friends with Stunned.
That and all the drugs and that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Hahahahaha.
Monty got kicked out of a pub in Bristol. Fucking amateur.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:02, Reply)

what for?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:05, Reply)

*taps nose*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:06, Reply)

surely he has the experience to be subtle?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Like I say, amateur.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:12, Reply)

First time ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:28, Reply)

I got kicked out of waterlooville community centre for doing poppers
/rebel_without_a_clue
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Waterlooville, what a shithole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Yes, yes it is
I lived there for....erm...about 10 years I guess.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Oh man my in laws live in hambledon, maybe you met them?
The dad's nice the mum is a bitch though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Nah, Hambledon's miles from where I lived

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Lovely pub up that way called The Bat and Ball
Cricket was invented there or something
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Oh wait, I think the MCC was started there
I dunno
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:15, Reply)

They say cricket, although I suspect it was more of gradual thing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Apparently the Hambledon Club was started there, which went on to become the MCC

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I know it, although father in law doesn't rate it so I've never been
The Bakers Arms at Droxford does fantastic food, if you fancy a country walk and nice lunch/suppoer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:15, Reply)

For what it's worth, I like it in there
Nice food, lovely views.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:28, Reply)

And they are legal.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:07, Reply)

The guy that kicked me out was "security" hired for that specific party
So he was a friend of a friend. He was about 8" shorter than me and total jobsworth. It would've been funnier had it not been very cold outside and meant that I had no choice but to walk home on my own.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:08, Reply)

+ carking it in the bogs

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I've done Japan twice
Its fucking amazing. Especially around Kyoto, up the mountains in the temples with the ninja monks with no electric or modern tech etc
( Peej, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I've done YOUR MUM twice GEDDIT - THE JOKE IS WHEN SOMEONE SAYS 'DO' YOU SAY THEIR MUM!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Shut up dad, you're pissed.

( Peej, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:56, Reply)

THE JOKE IS WHEN I DO YOUR MUM

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:17, Reply)