So far luckily all I've had is the Indians ringing from "Windows"
trying to tell me I have problems on my PC and they can sort them for me.

The last one I had a bit of time so kept them going for a bit, then said my laptop ran Linux so there was no start button. At which point the woman said Linux ran under Windows and I laughed at her, which she got rather angry at and hung up on me. No manners some people.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:20, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I was also trolling one of them types
he got very angry and said "bastard fuck you" before hanging up
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Is a bastard fuck when you only empty one bollock?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)

I was going to ask but he hung up :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Ring him back and give him some abuse.
Unacceptable behaviour blah, blah. Tell your manager, ring the police, threatening behaviour, assault etc etc.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Some call center in Bombay
They always start with "is that the man of the house"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Racists

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:39, Reply)