Alt. My dad used to smack everyone else's kids.
I smacked my daughter's bottom once for running out into the road. Never needed after that.
Alt alt. I generally pause the cricket while I'm busy then skip through the time between overs to catch up. This means I can't be on here because it really really spoils it for me.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 10:10, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

have you read "the slap"?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 10:18, Reply)

You ignore that nasty graffiti.
It's only Battered trying to get your attention.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 10:19, Reply)

i thought something was frolicking around my kneecaps

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 10:20, Reply)

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(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 10:21, Reply)