falafel is the shit
but throwing it at you demonstrates her good sense
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:31, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

My love for you is very flimsy, your falafel is euphemimsy

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:36, Reply)

That's beautiful

Imma get a tattoo of that, in Hebrew, on my leg.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:38, Reply)

I'm feeling slightly hateful today, Monts
Why is this?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Sometime's life is just annoying, my old pal.
I find making off-colour remarks about tragic stories from the day's news can really rouse one's spirits.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Dunno
things like that often make me feel a little darker. I'm a bit mixed up at the moment. Like putting your hand into a bag of haribos and pulling out a foam shrimp. It's like "woah...you're not supposed to be there! Where did you come from?"
You know, like that.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I sure do!
Is it one of those things where something specific is troubling you or can you not put your finger on it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

It's more like there are 100 things bothering me
And I can only put my finger on 12 of them.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Are any of them bitches?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Not as such, no

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I didn't know you were a mod

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)

BOKKO!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I'm trying to sell all my old dogging equipment on eBay.

Not had any bids but there's loads of people watching.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)

wots ur ebay name ill by it lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Hi Jeff!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)