I'm 5'8", but I suspect an official measurement would only be 5'7".

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:20, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

this forum is full of midgets

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:21, Reply)

It's a bit dwarf heavy, it's true

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I prefer hobbit. Given the fact I am an, ahem, average height man with size 11 feet.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Creepy little freaks.
I am reminded of the Napoleon scene in 'Time Bandits'.

Well fuck me, here it is in full:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUMkrNLyB_g
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Go to Bupa, mate
They'll whack another 2 inches on that for you
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:21, Reply)

you're all short arses
real men are over 6 foot
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I hear ya, niggy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:25, Reply)

*agrees*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I'm working on it, ok???
JEEZ!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Its ok
My dual bonneted friend, My genes in their wisdom decided to stop me at 5' 11 and a bit... man if only I had tried harder at school I could have got to the magic 6ft but till then you and I can only look up in awe
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

HAHAHA MID-GET MID-GET

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I would look up to you but the sun is in my eyes OK

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:31, Reply)

YM doesn't seem to think so.
*sigh* sorry.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:27, Reply)

my mum is over 6 foot too

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

where as mine is under 6ft
What a coincidence
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

There's a pattern forming here...

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:43, Reply)