just one of those things eh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 19:48, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Innit. Micro got a nasty cut in her foot when with me yesterday. Thankfully I'd done an infant first aid course before she was born.
Still had to get it sorted. They superglued it together. Mrs B was surprisingly good about it, along the lines if 'don't worry, accidents happen, YOU'RE A GOOD FATHER!!'

I was expecting her to kick off and reduce access. Thankfully not. Also, micro is ok today, same as usual, running about etc despite the dressing on her foot.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 19:56, Reply)

good stuff man

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:02, Reply)

I was crapping myself.
In other news, I think i will make some chimichurri this weekend. Will pass some on if I do.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:03, Reply)

good good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:04, Reply)

Also maybe this
spanishfood.about.com/od/soupssalads/r/gazpacho.htm
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:05, Reply)

I love me a bit of gazpacho, and I quite like the fact that 'soupssalads' is exactly the right descirption.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:31, Reply)

I don't care what you think. Particularly when it comes to food. Anyone who fries gnocchi is a foodwrong.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:41, Reply)

You can bake it too....
www.google.co.uk/search?q=sauteed+gnochi&oq=sauteed+gnochi&aqs=chrome.0.69i57j0l3.5845j0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#gs_rn=23&gs_ri=psy-ab&tok=3PtyYFw0jPD-N3YMDTOgfg&pq=how%20to%20cook%20gnocchi&cp=10&gs_id=1f&xhr=t&q=sauteed+gnocchi&es_nrs=true&pf=p&sclient=psy-ab&oq=sauteed+gn&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&fp=d21157f32c6ccacb&biw=1916&bih=1034
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:56, Reply)

I know you can bake it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:59, Reply)

Sorry, I didn't realise exactly how limited your scope was.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:02, Reply)

At least I don't dribble crushed crisps on top of puddings or add cream to everything I cook.
Surely your unattractive build is bad enough without you furring your arteries with all the fried, cheese covered, added lard crap that you consume?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:08, Reply)

I don't understand, have I done something to offend you? You're being quite needlessly aggressive.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:16, Reply)

Gonz, he's pissed off that we all think you have been laying the pipe to Mrs Ex-Battered

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:18, Reply)

No, I just know that Gonz is a useless pervert, who sends unpleasant gazzes to females on here as well as being a poor 'cook'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Are you sure you aint thinking of Chompy?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:22, Reply)

Nope. Chompy is a trainee amateur compared to that sex pest.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Wow where is AB when you need a link?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Could you perhaps backup your claims in any shape or form?
I can't imagine i've sent any perverted or unpleasent ones to anyone.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:24, Reply)

All the cock gazzes you sent me were nice
........tiny............but nice
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:26, Reply)

According to sexface it's like half a wine cork that couldn't even nudge the 'clit' llet alone penetrate.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:30, Reply)

*ducks*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:31, Reply)

sexface is a bloke.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:39, Reply)

I know. he stuffed a small prawn on top of his ringpiece and you couldn't even hit that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:40, Reply)

That's what she told you......

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Have you offered again to blow cocaine up the bum a certain person recently?
Cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Batts start a new thread that Moncey bloke is a KNOB

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:26, Reply)

I said that in public, not gaz, to [name] and it wasn't received in the humour I intended, so I appologised.
I dare say that if that misdemeaner was still an issue for anyone, then she would have turned down any proceeding events that would involve my company.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Hey Gonz don't fret
Batts is just having laugh
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:32, Reply)