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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I heard something similar
There was this £300 lunch and the bloke paying for it found that his card had been declined so he fucked off.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
from a criminal law perspective
it's only theft if you decide to do a runner AFTER you've eaten, and not before. if it's before, you lack IPD.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)
IPD?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Internet Pinball Database.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)
No idea. But this one time, I heard about this bloke who was unable to settle a lunch bill.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Heard about it? I was THERE.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)
I hope Paul Hardcastle writes a song for you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)
intention to permanently deprive
it's a key component in theft.

of course, good luck convincing the court of WHEN you formed it.

"no, honestly, i didn't decide to nick it until after i'd eaten it. i really meant to pay when i sat down..."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:04, Reply)

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