I deserve a medal.
On my way out, found a guy collapsed, having a fit, with head injuries. Phoned the meat wagon, waited with him until they arrived and kept his head from banging into the ground. How fucking nice is that? I'd fucking marry me I would.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 21:37, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

well done

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 21:51, Reply)

what sort of prick wouldn't do that though?
Probably Al. He's a cunt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 22:21, Reply)

don't you remember me saying a few weeks ago how I did almost exactly the same thing
on a train?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 22:23, Reply)

no.
I have done this though. Some guy tripped, fell forwards, smacked his head on the pavement and started fitting. I rang an ambulance and someone else ran for a doctor, it was only thirty yards or so from a surgery.

Nothing to boast about really, if you see someone in dire need of medical help you call for help.

Unless it's Battered, the foamy mouthed prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 22:32, Reply)

I have now designed the medal. Its red.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 23:02, Reply)

Not boasying.
Just want a medal.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 23:18, Reply)

alright Oscar wilde

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 23:28, Reply)

You want MTFU
This is FTFO
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 22:25, Reply)

Ty for the input.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 23:15, Reply)

I hope you forced a conveniently-available tablespoon into his mouth, dislodging several teeth, in some kind of retarded attempt to stop him swallowing his own lips or something

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 23:40, Reply)

you didn't just step over him and leave him there?
Wow that's really impressive.

I'd grade that 'entry level nice'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 7:56, Reply)

My brother has batteredesque spaz fits and he hates it when people call the meat wagon
how dare you embarrass the poor guy by causing a scene. All so you can claim to be some sort of hero. Its better to just ignore them and hope for the best.
( Peej, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:03, Reply)