I'd be interested to see how funny he'd find it
if they were camping on his street. Guildford regularly used to get gypsies squatting on commons and parks when I was growing up and the crime rate used to rocket.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:13, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i don't know why anyone would find it funny that people get pickpocketed or mugged
apart from al, he probably gives them wing mirror kicking lessons
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)

We have a big family in Oxford, and the occasional group roll in to the surrounding fields,
This time if year there are loads, clearly taking advantage of the influx of rich tourists on university conferences and stuff.
When oxford hosted a TED thing last year there were gypo everywhere, and it's clear they're here to scalp and steal. It shouldn't be allowed.
The police told all the pubs on cowley road to shut when there was a bug gypsy funeral at the church. These are not nice people and I can't see how you're going to fundamentally change an ingrained culture without something drastic.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Are you advocating another holocaust here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:23, Reply)

YES
but not necessarily against gypsies. there are lots of people i would burn, including:

stupid people
chavs
people who've been caught stealing more than 3 times
the cunt who broke into my car
hot women
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Have you considered moving to Saudi Arabia or somewhere?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)

why, does it have none of the above?
somehow i doubt that. i think they are endemic everywhere.

well, apart from the car thief.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:36, Reply)

no-one "broke" into your car
you left the door open, you daft apath.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)

i'm not sure that's right, i think it got fiddled with
but even if i did, i should be able to do that without fear of some cunt rummaging through it looking for stuff to nick. i hate thievery, i hate it so much.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Rubbish
nobody picks locks on modern cars as they are impossible to start. If someone is going to rummage through a car they break a window.

You left your car unlocked.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

ok, and the self locking feature which kicks in after 2 minutes didn't work, by coincidence?
it is possible. but i'm not sure.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)

That's because, as has been amply demonstrated on here time and time again, you are quite a stupid person.
The self locking feature will only work if you unlock the doors then don't open them after two minutes. If you jsut turn off your engine and get out of the car, it would be a stupid system indeed that simply locked your doors after two minutes.

What if you jsut popped into a shop and left your keys behind?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:00, Reply)

I know I am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I knew you would be.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)

There's a permanent traveller's site* just a mile or so from my home
The pub over the road from it tried to stay open but failed, then when it closed the building was trashed and anything of value was stripped from the place and the car park became their dumping ground.

*Yeah, I know - irony.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:26, Reply)

this is the problem
it is not a way of life that makes for nice people, i think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)