One should only collect usable things like records and books.
Yngling is not a sport. It's not even a word.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Does this mean I'll have to disband
my yngling club?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Try telling that to the ynglers that meet round our way
Noisy cunts.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:09, Reply)

It's all that singing yngtong, yngtong...

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Ying tong iddle-i poo!
is a great way to answer the 'phone.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:12, Reply)

It's really not, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

It is the way I do it.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)

£10 says it's not

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Hahahahaha like you've got a spare £10!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

My 'money' is safe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)

WRONG!
You owe me £10.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Oh fuck.
Can you lend me £10?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Phone him up and ask him.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:07, Reply)

I will!
I shall declare "Ynglers! Sodd off you ... no names!"

And they will accept defeat, and go away.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:12, Reply)

They will if they know what's good for them!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Fuck is yngling?
I thwarted an effort at guerilla knitting yesterday, some fat girl in an ill fitting 50's style dress was trying to put knitting on my outside furniture. I politely asked her to stop.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Thank goodness you were there to strike a blow for reason.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I may be leaving, but while I'm still in charge, that hipster bollix will not be tolerated.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:14, Reply)

fucking liberty
I mean...you don't go where she works and pour beer over her furniture! Or do you? Is that why she did it?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I think there's more to this story that this fellow is letting on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:15, Reply)

*whispers*
He NEVER tells the whole story, Monts! You watch him...he's a rob dog. And THAT's swearing.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:16, Reply)

why are you being mean to me today? :(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Oh Hi Windy!
How are you hun?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)

You know, I'm not coming to Portsmouth,
And I hope your wife turns in to bald monkey.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)

:(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)

*whispers back*
I knew it!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I sweat beer, maybe she works at the gym.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Well you are extremely lickable.

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Yngling is a type of boat.
3-person racing keelboat. If you really cared.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I think you're lygling

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I thought it was a kind of fishing, from New Zealand.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)

this is really quite good.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Not that these oaves will notice, Badgy B.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I noticed it Mince, I gave it a click but didn't have time for a 'Hhahahaha' as I was on my way for a poo

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)