Can someone paraphrase battere's deleted post please?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:13, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Naked ape sucks donkey cocks.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Donkey clocks eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:14, Reply)

I dunno what you're on about mush .

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Why I oughta!!
*shakes fist*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:17, Reply)

he has made an ass of himself

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:17, Reply)

I don't see what all the hee haw is about it really

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

You got a triple 6 there Baked Ape
I believe if you'd have had a picture of Christian O'Connell pointing to the top corner saying WHOAH you'd have won the internets. It sure makes tangers 'DUB' up there pale in comparison.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:16, Reply)

YOURMEBESHTPALCHOMPYBUTAAFUGGINHATEYA
NAHYOURALRIGHT HAHA YOUBIRDGETSHERKNICKERSOFF HAHAHAHA *hic*
*SNORES*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:17, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:17, Reply)

His alcoholism is funny

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:18, Reply)

I read that in a Dudley Moore from 'Arthur' voice

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:18, Reply)