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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yep. Hate it when that happens. End up straddling in some weird position whilst half asleep trying to avoid pissing like Stunned in a hotel room (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:57,
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Surely you could just dispense with your toilet stool in this scenario and loop it over the top(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:59,
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Have you gained an inch in height here?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:02,
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nohe's lying down and measuring up to the top of his gut
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:03,
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Nope. Just got properly measured when I had a health check up for my private medical insurance. Gonz had the reverse recently. He posted that he had though he was 5'10", turns out he's 5'5". Ha ha.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:07,
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I gained at least two inches when I had my Bupa check upI can see why people go private.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:26,
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It seems like a serious design flawthat it's even possible. I find doing a reverse cowgirl on the loo and bending forwards solves the problem nicely.
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Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:00,
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my eyesmy fucking fucking eyes
why can't you UNREAD STUFF?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:03,
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I still piss on my own face sometimes, but the risk is significantly reduced...ladies
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Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:05,
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once, many years ago I was in the bath, with an erection, busting for a piss.
long story short, I accidentally pissed into my own mouth
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:07,
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