Why do people still think that leopard print looks nice?
There is no way to make that look classy, is there?

Are you saying you were masturbating in your sleep, or just woke up with a a turgid member?

AltAlt: If we weren't all such disagreeable pricks without the sense to solve or own problems, we wouldn't need lawyers.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:25, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

the problem with leopard print is that there is about 1 person in every 10,000,000,000 who can pull it off
so other impressionable twats see the picture and think, oooh, that'd make me look well sexy.

they are wrong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:25, Reply)

The woman next door has a coat AND a matching handbag
It looks woeful.

Also, a coat?? It's fucking 20 degrees out there!!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:27, Reply)

yes, she proves my point
someone like a young kate moss could just about have gotten away with a leopard print trim on a sexy dress or jeans/shirt combination.

it does not sound as if your neighbour looks like this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)

No
She looks like Matt Lucas in an ABBA wig.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

That's one for the wank bank.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)

*spluff*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)

sexxxxxy
everything about you's so seeeeeeeeexy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)