I might have a christmas bash at my house
for GOLD members only, of course
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:50, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

He's the man
The man with the GOOOOOLDEN COCK
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)

The gold membership is shockingly easy to obtain
All you have to do is show some vague interest in turning up. Even then you'll still get the membership card, it's up to you whether or not you use it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)

*applies online*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)

*enters bank account details*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)

*rescues nigerian prince*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

*opens trunk box containing $$$*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

*tells secrets the financial sector don't WANT you to hear*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)

*pre-approves*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

*increases credit rating*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

*sets up direct debit to weekly savings ISA*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

*approves of sound financial decision*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

*shakes hand with bank manager 20 years his junior*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Never discuss money with someone who earns less than you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Aw why do they have to make it so much effort :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

You don't have to speak to the auditors Tangled, I DO!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)

I don't envy you, man.
Not one bit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Fucking TIN here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Hey, if it's good enough for the periodic table, it's good enough for me

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Are you the gold commander then?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Do you not realise who you are talking to there?
That's Two Hats.
Yes, THE Two Hats.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

I didn't know! I didn't know.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Is this a gay thing?
Because if it is, then yes.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)

maybe......

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:59, Reply)

*reply only visible to gold account members*

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)

*sigh* maybe one day

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Haha, yes it IS a bit like that very funny thing that happened once, isn't it!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)

I remember something funny happening. It was good, and we all laughed.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)