it was NOT
he spent a long time giving me tips

so there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:55, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

He spent all that time
and you didn't even let him get his whole fingers in?

That's cold, man. COLD.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

i'm not a kfc bargain bucket!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Greasy box lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Sorry, that was really unpleasant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:01, Reply)

go be unpleasant to frank
he has just posted "monday yeah haha"

go and ask him if it really matters what day it is to him...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Is that the King Zog guy then?
I thought he was someone before that that posted normally?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Used to be Gilgamesh on /talk
Has never posted normally.

Post drivel until banned. Rinse and repeat ad nauseum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:21, Reply)

that's the one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I expect he tells all the women he works on something similar.
As it's difficult to apply make-up to the typical tear-streaked, crow's-feet laden face of somebody of your advanced years unless they're smiling.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:57, Reply)

pfffffft
it was at a party, not in a shop. these are glittering chips that will not be one whit sullied by your bitter acidic piss, however much you try to squeeze out a few drops.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:58, Reply)

You'll have looked like Barbara Cartland.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:59, Reply)

when have you ever seen me wear pink?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:04, Reply)