i posted a link to that song just yesterday.
We must be soul mates or sutin.

I don't really give 2 fucks about the tube staff, whenever i go to london, the only ones i see doing anything are the drivers (vaguely) and that poor little black fella cleaning up sick.

Alt: come backs can fuck off.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:10, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*comes back*
*fucks off*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:15, Reply)

actually, my real answer would be Tina Turner, what's love got to do with it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken, eh?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:18, Reply)

prezactly.
How are you today oh Hats of two?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Yeah, alright 'spose
Bit o' this, bit o' that, you know how it is. You?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:21, Reply)

yeah, i'm ok, gonna do a full service on the car today, ready for its 3 weeks of runnning to milton keynes and back.
something keeps making a really high pitched beeping noise, and i can't tell if it's in my house or not, and frankly i'm too lazy to go and look for it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:22, Reply)

It might be the missus
Maybe she needs a full service. So to speak.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:24, Reply)

nah, she's gone to work.
it seems to have stopped now, so thats good.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:25, Reply)

So she's gone to work and the sound has mysteriously stopped
Well I'm stumped
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

no, it started after she left numb nuts.
she's been gone since about 7am. you are impossible sometimes.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Maybe she deliberately left an under-charged battery in the smoke alarm

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Look, I'm just trying to consider every possibility

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Has anyone explored the possibility that Windus may have been fitted with some sort of tracking device?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:35, Reply)

I hate it when women do that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

They're so devious

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:34, Reply)

snakes with tits, bruv

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Had a similar recently.
After I'd murdered the alarm clock (which I never set) at 3am I found it was the reminder thingy on a new watch I'd been given.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:54, Reply)

durr, just realised you meant Cool J

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:24, Reply)

I REPLIED AND EVERYTHING YOU HORRIBLE DELETER!!!
but yeah, i know the elvis version you are on about, but also cannot find the recording anywhere.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I'm such an Al

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Here you go, unless we're talking at cross purposes here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkE6c--mvZc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:35, Reply)

When I was around 9 or 10 I thought that was one of the coolest things ever.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Because it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:37, Reply)

No one in my junior school thought I was cool when I turned up with my hair slicked back with a DA :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)

i like this.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:42, Reply)