My granddaddy told me
"If you've got a job, you're a lucky man. If you've got a job you enjoy, keep quiet, because everyone will want it."

I will never work for love, until Winona Ryder makes me her personal knicker inspector, so I work for the money, to do things I actually enjoy.

Alt: My dad reminded me, and then I totally forgot and went to bed.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 10:00, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I read that in the voice of Forrest Gump

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Stupid is as Dr does

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 10:06, Reply)

How odd - I wrote it in the voice of Edward Scissorhands.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I read it in an annoying high pitched whine

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 10:22, Reply)

But the pink chiffon really does suit you.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 10:29, Reply)

So, when Winona is an incontinent brain-damaged 50 year old, then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)