I have no complaint story,
But I did just pull an old man out of a ditch, that he had just rolled his reliant robin in to.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:36, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Then you killed him?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Nah, I just asked if he was ok, got back in my car and drove off.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:38, Reply)

I hope you pushed his car over again first

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:40, Reply)

And slapped him round the head.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:41, Reply)

It's sort of hanging from a tree branch nose down toward the river.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Did it...hahaha.......freewheel....haha...down the bank ?
SEEWHATIDIDTHERE?!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:00, Reply)

You're wasted here sports.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Normally on Fridays, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Not so reliant then !!!!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Hoho!
The stupid thing was that he wasn't even in the car. It had run out of petrol, so he was pushing it in to the cat park at the vet, which is a steep driveway with the building on one side, and a ditch down to the river on the other.
I don't know how he thought he was going to stop it rolling in to the river, but luckily it caught on a tree. It's still hanging by the branch nose pointing down toward the water, god knows how they'll recover it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Tina Turner lols

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Hahaha ohhhhh, the innocent trials of country-folk :)
They should trn it into a sitcom so that we supercilious city dwellers can have a patronising laugh at them. A bath should probably be involved.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:52, Reply)

I just watched it all happen, thinking, how us he going to stop the car at the bottom of the hill.
And then he was running, and then he fell a the car went over and I just thought, shit, if he falls in the river I'm gonna have to go get him, and I'm wearing new jeans.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:54, Reply)

I won't lie to you, Windy.
I'd have laughed.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:57, Reply)

It was all a bit surreal, and the old man was clearly a fruit loop

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:06, Reply)

You've lifted this from an episode of Mr. Bean
Why do you have to tell all these lies, Wind?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:43, Reply)

UNreliant Robin more like!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:53, Reply)

fuck off then

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Oi, I was having a rather painful poo, I appreciate your work.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I already did that joke earlier...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Sssshhh, let him have this one, he doesn't win often, poor bald little TH.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:10, Reply)

:(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:15, Reply)