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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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B3th killed OT
What a Mod.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:50, 59 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
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(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:50, Reply)
Why would you do that to us all?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:52, Reply)
She's got a new job and she's newly born
You should see her in her uniform
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:54, Reply)
Are you kidding me?
You can see it from space.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:55, Reply)
^ The Great Wall of Weston

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:55, Reply)
Do ebay sellers have to wear official outfits now?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:55, Reply)
I'm going to sleep now. The end.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:51, Reply)
Alright Enter Sandman.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:53, Reply)
Exit light enter night yaddayadda

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:54, Reply)
She's such a prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:52, Reply)
Yeah.
A right fucking rotter.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:52, Reply)
a fucken poof

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:00, Reply)
Shouldn't you be making plans to sleep rough in London
Like the rest of your 'people' this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:01, Reply)
Nah
I'm making plans for how to put off people from buying next door.

I like my neighbours and they're selling up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:03, Reply)
Just put a sign outside your house saying
'Dozer from the Internet lives here'

People will be put off immediately, who wants to live next to someone who never goes out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:04, Reply)
yer innit
They've been there ten years, doubled their money. I checked on Zoopla and everything.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:05, Reply)
That'll come in handy towards buying their next property, which will have also no doubt doubled in price in that period.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:07, Reply)
Ooh you card.
I'm just pleased because now I know roughly how much my gaff is worth.

£750.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:08, Reply)
I'm still here.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:13, Reply)
No one cares.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:19, Reply)
I appreciate that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:20, Reply)
Where are you now I'm here?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:23, Reply)
Tom Waits is frightful
Early 70s Linda Ronstadt however was h.o.t.

Unlike Linda Ronstadt in her early 70s. I'm a man born out of time yo
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:46, Reply)
You're an utter prick who needs a good hard bumming.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:50, Reply)
that is word for word what I said to early 70s Linda Ronstadt

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:52, Reply)
I realise that I'm coming across as something of a 'desperado'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:54, Reply)
Hi Gonz!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:54, Reply)
you're being outright offensive
/kissthisguy.com
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:59, Reply)
fucking coon poof

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:00, Reply)
someone has been at the ten year old laddie

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:01, Reply)
nah, got no whisky ATM

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:02, Reply)
gay

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:09, Reply)
How much good quality whisky have you got at the moment?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:10, Reply)
NO WHISKY CHAT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:18, Reply)
I love Cowboy Junkies, but I was pretty disappointed the first time I saw a picture of Margo Timmins.
The pics were clearly three years old, and taken before her mum died.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:54, Reply)
who? what?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:00, Reply)
Their singer sounds fit but she isn't.
Then I made a cruel joke about Swipe.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:02, Reply)

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