Don't ask, please don't ask.
It's so stupid.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:54, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

See, you keep giving all these positives to the South
But I put it to you that I don't have to put up with hipster prick shit like this. Except at the moment, obvs.

I wouldn't trade all the advantages of London for that blissful ignorance I had up until 2 minutes ago.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)

The one positive about the North is that any lad from above Luton
seeing ones of these pricks would already be kicking the shit out of him before his brain even registered what it was he was seeing.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)

There are some more positives than that
but right now, you've got to admit that one's a doozy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Lets be honest if someone tried that on Rose Street
They would soon be collected their teeth
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)

there'd have to be a special trauma ward at Little France
for removal of "aggressively inserted rectal woolens"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)

This would make me so happy.
I can't even tell you.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)

If you planned it right
You could have a pint in the greyfriars having encouraged someone to dress up Bobby... Then watch as their face is repeated smashed into an iron dog
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:03, Reply)

In fairness
Since GB is within pissing distance of the Three Sisters, there's a chance of that happening regardless if you time it right.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)

been about 20 yrs since I was last on the piss on the mile but I dont recall that one

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:07, Reply)

It's down on the Cowgate.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:11, Reply)

On Cowgate, under the bridges
End of Grassmarket. It's where the stag dos, hen dos and terminally unimaginative go. So if it doesn't end in a fight and a fuck in either order, it's gone wrong for them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:11, Reply)

The last time I was down the Cowgate
I saw a young lass, maybe mid-20s, wearing a short skirt and with shit all the way down the back of her legs, clambering into the back of a taxi.

Classy.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:13, Reply)

I bet you were hard as diamond in seconds

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Positively priapic, old stick.
Incidentally, 'Positively Priapic' would be a decent band name. Maybe a Totally Tropical tribute act?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Classy And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:18, Reply)

"Follow that taxi! I'm gonna wed that sexy biatch!"

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I just don't go down the Cowgate any more.
Although, I did have my wedding reception in the Caves, which is technically at the other end of Cowgate. It's amazing how even down there you get such huge variation between "Classy" and "no, actually, really fairly classy"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)

That's Edinburgh in a nutshell, to be fair.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)