there's no way on earth I'm reading all that shit

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:42, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

go stick a feather up your japs eye

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Is that a thing?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:44, Reply)

yeah, he loves it
the problem is that, at his age, he can only get semi-hard, leading to an endless soft circle jerk of frustration. the only words his parrot has learned are:

WORK, YOU FLOPPY PURPLE BASTARD.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Note to self: Find feather.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:45, Reply)

hey I can still maintain an impressive erection

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:47, Reply)

it's all relative

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)

hahahahaha yeah
Lego doesn't count
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Oh great.
Now you are being mental to yourself in two profiles?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:12, Reply)

I can't, it'd void the warranty on my cock cage

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:44, Reply)

so waki

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)