Peroni mouth interfacing has begun!
Taking mini ape for her first swimming lesson tomorrow which will be fun/disastrous
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:40, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

NO BREASTFEEDING HER IN THE POOL NAKERS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:40, Reply)

But my breasts get so swollen : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:45, Reply)

haha like Meatloaf in "fightclub"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:46, Reply)

His name is Robert Paulson

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:51, Reply)

It was on the other night, I watched it TRUFAX

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:52, Reply)

How old is she?
Micro started lessons at 8 weeks. Bitchtits takes her every week. It's quite sweet to see the certificates on her bedroom wall; 'held on to the side of the pool on her own' etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Have we got to "bitch tits" already? And it started so well
Mrs has a phobia about public pools so it just never happened, mini ape is 2 now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:44, Reply)

i think he meant stunned

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:46, Reply)

swim nappies
best invention ever
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)

You could use the toilet before you went in the pool
Just saying
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:45, Reply)

if someone can get her leaky old milksacks out in a pool
then i can piss in it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Well there's a charming mental image.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:47, Reply)

i'll use a she-wee

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Well there's a charming mental image.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:57, Reply)

it has to be properly targeted

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:59, Reply)

^northern^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)

PROUDS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Or people could wait until their children are old enough
to not shit themselves.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Well your mum has never learnt so where does that leave her?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Not in a swimming pool, Nakers.
I'm a respectable man.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)