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Best thing about your week.
Worst thing about your week.
Something about the weak.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:00,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Best thing: It's almost over.
Worst: The hours I've worked this week.
You coming out to play tomorrow Bob?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:01,
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I'm in Cardiff this weekend fella but back for good so I'm sure ill meet you all at some point
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:02,
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woah now, who said you'd be allowed in cardiff?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:23,
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this^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:03,
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I'm feeling weak.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:04,
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I heard your ringpiece is weak. In the boys showers.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:06,
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I am pissed off I won't be going to Briz.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:11,
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Yeah boyee
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:18,
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Only good thing is about the timing of all this is that micro (hopefully) won't get it due to being in Edinburgh.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:21,
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You won't be contagious by now I'd imagine
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:29,
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I won't be by the time she's back.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:33,
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No more going out unsupervised!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:06,
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New motor. Get to give a run out to Brizz tomorrow.
I have had a good week actually. No disasters or dramas.
Easy to bully.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:05,
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Being hungover for DAYS.
Not long until I can fuck off down the pub.
I call 'em 'wettys'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:08,
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alright Gormo, you should post more
These pricks are dreadful.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:17,
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*glares*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:17,
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alright dreadful prick?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:21,
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meh
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:22,
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Alright, I'll try.
Slow day today. The 'last hour' stampy feet are fully in swing now though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:18,
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Alright Bob
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Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:12,
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Alright mon
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:22,
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Yo Bobbo
Best thing, flat valuation beyond wildest dreeeeeeemz
Worst thing, barely seen Lusty due to her job
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:16,
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You know what she looks like! Man it.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:22,
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The best thing is in about 45 mins
Worst coming back from a week off to find desk piled with crap that most could have dealt with.
something I must refine my Jerk Chicken recipe
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:16,
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2 bonnets, max 3 = sorted
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:17,
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I think if I used the orange juice as it suggested it may have off-set the other bonnets
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:18,
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A pal of mine has an incredible recipe, I'll ask for it
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:20,
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You do remember what I told you about my wife don't you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:21,
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Not in the brown?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:24,
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not the $5 love you long time bit, the other thing
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:24,
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yer
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:30,
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Her chicken both jerk and fried are excellent
It was just me experimenting with other recipes. Did you bookmark that link like you said?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:31,
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need to do that from home
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:46,
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I really do recommend the "Pepperpot soup" ideal for when it's cold
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:49,
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The weather being cold not the soup of course
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:57,
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Sorry, I got distracted by work
yes, I did see the link. I'm not a huge fan of Sixties cars. Give me the Seventies and Eighties.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:19,
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It was a P1800
Sex on 4 wheels
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:19,
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Yeah, I know.
I'm just not really a fan of anything that's been within range of Roger Moore's eyebrows.
Having said that about the Sixties, the AC Greyhound was a beautiful car.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:24,
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You may wish to narrow this down a bit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:25,
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valid point
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:26,
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Ah man I would love one of them
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:32,
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I don't think it will ever be a reality for me they are a bit rear and expensive
but have a look at one last week*
*it wasn't for sale
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:34,
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Fuck this shit
Imma get me some wine tonight. This week can fuck off and when it gets there it can fuck off again
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:19,
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Yeah I'll slurp a robust red tonight too, might get a pizza
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:19,
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You can get a voucher that gets you both for almost nowt lad
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:20,
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Wine tastes like bad ribena
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:23,
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YM tastes like bad fish
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:23,
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All fish tastes bad,
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:24,
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Steak with peppercorn sauce and chips for this cow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:23,
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^ Cannibal ^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:24,
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nomnomnom
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:24,
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Couple of glasses of water for me :(
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:27,
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sad times
They found out what it is yet?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:27,
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alright Rolf Harris
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:31,
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Combination of different bugs. Each on their own would be easily manageable, combined - not so much.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:34,
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Apart from your soup yesterday have you eaten anything?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:28,
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Tried to. Just gets puked back up.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:33,
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Fuck that don't sound good
try glucose sweets and make sure you have some intake of salts if your sweating like mad
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:36,
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sounds terminal
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:49,
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*snowdons*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:53,
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I was trying to gain his trust before I suggested caustic soda
which Deffo. would be terminal
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:55,
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best thing: feeling how much stronger i am in the gym
worst thing: feeling guilty about eating or drinking anything that makes me not stronger in the gym
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:38,
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Peroni mouth interfacing has begun!
Taking mini ape for her first swimming lesson tomorrow which will be fun/disastrous
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:40,
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NO BREASTFEEDING HER IN THE POOL NAKERS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:40,
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But my breasts get so swollen : (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:45,
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haha like Meatloaf in "fightclub"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:46,
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His name is Robert Paulson
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:51,
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It was on the other night, I watched it TRUFAX
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:52,
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How old is she?
Micro started lessons at 8 weeks. Bitchtits takes her every week. It's quite sweet to see the certificates on her bedroom wall; 'held on to the side of the pool on her own' etc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:43,
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Have we got to "bitch tits" already? And it started so well
Mrs has a phobia about public pools so it just never happened, mini ape is 2 now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:44,
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i think he meant stunned
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:46,
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swim nappies
best invention ever
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:43,
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You could use the toilet before you went in the pool
Just saying
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:45,
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if someone can get her leaky old milksacks out in a pool
then i can piss in it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:46,
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Well there's a charming mental image.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:47,
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i'll use a she-wee
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:55,
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Well there's a charming mental image.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:57,
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it has to be properly targeted
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:59,
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^northern^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:49,
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PROUDS
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:55,
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Or people could wait until their children are old enough
to not shit themselves.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:49,
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Well your mum has never learnt so where does that leave her?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:51,
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Not in a swimming pool, Nakers.
I'm a respectable man.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:55,
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I sorted out the spare room.
I've not done nearly enough studying.
They aren't very good at World's Strongest Man.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:44,
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They haven't got the atlas stones for it
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:46,
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*wild applause*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:47,
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Monty invited me to a 'bash' in 'the smoke' and promised to buy all my drinks for me
Donno, it's been a good week i think. No, hang on, I'm pretty sure someone said something mean to me.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:55,
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you're a disgusting old cunt who smells like a tramp's toolbag
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:57,
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HEY HEY HEY!!!
What the what?!?
I was just starting to like you, to see through the vacuous 'city-gal' persona to the fragile ginger petal beneath.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:59,
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oh man
and my inner contempt and scorn had to go and ruin it :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:00,
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here's looking at you kid
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:01,
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i'm not entirely vacuous
i had a manicure AND a blow-dry this lunchtime, you know.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:02,
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The weather looks shit tomorrow.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:08,
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Pubs have roofs *shrugs*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:10,
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i was going to take portable camping chairs to v
but the bastards only let them in the main campsite. black binliners it is :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:12,
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V are sticklers for that.
And stopping you from drinking anything that isn't purchased with a token.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:15,
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i don't remember the tokens last year
they had them at the raves i went to with greggs hat, but actually i didn't mind that, as it made the bars soooooo much quicker
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:16,
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it just means you turn up, buy 10 tokens and only have 8 drinks
And you write off the remaining money.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:22,
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there are no words for how much that would NEVER happen to me/my friends
end up pissed off and swearing because we didn't buy enough tokens, perhaps.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:24,
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ffs spirit of woodstock eh
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:20,
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wood Vladivo
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:29,
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Is it not meant to stay like this?
It's lovely outside at the moment.
In other news, I'm going to leave about half twelve/oneish, and mr b3th is going to come and pick me up. So, woo! Drunk b3th!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:28,
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Lunch time?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:35,
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Silly Jeff.
That's when I'll be getting up.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:36,
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Now I'm confused.
What, exactly is your plan?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:40,
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I'm working until 4:30
Then I'll head towards Bristol about six or seven. mr b3th will pick me up from [a specified location] at 12:30ish in the morning.
Why? What was your plan?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:43,
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I made a tune, would you like to hear it?
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Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:20,
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give us the gist
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:22,
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hard rock cover of the Eurythmics
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Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:23,
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not clicking that, soz
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:23,
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wise decision, I was going to link a virus
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Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:27,
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i hope your soggy dick falls off
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:29,
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+ then the parrot eats it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:30,
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put THAT on youtube
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:31,
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MODS!
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Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:34,
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you should get some fish
parrots like watching fish swimming around
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:46,
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WHY DOESN'T RORY WANT TO TELL US HOW TALL HE IS?
I BET HE'S 5'2"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:21,
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hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
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Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:23,
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Worst: waiting for the fucking train.
Best: going home
Something: had a nice time talking to you muppets on here a bit
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:02,
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hey thanks
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Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:10,
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Not you dickhead.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:11,
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