er, what were you searching to find that little treat?
i don't really get/do deals. too lazy to look them up properly.

alt: that's £15 you'll never see again. do something real, like running or reading or cooking.

alt alt: what is the world's worst smell?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:05, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alt alt: Lynx Java

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:07, Reply)

I'm currently using lynx that smells like leather apparently
it was a christmas present
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)

What else would a 14 year old boy want?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Some cock.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:20, Reply)

I don't recall asking Santa for that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:21, Reply)

You HAVE been a good boy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:22, Reply)

SANTA NO! I got that last year!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:25, Reply)

from someone who thinks you stink?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)

No, it's Africa.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)

it's going to take a lot
to drag me away from you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:11, Reply)

My mate thought the line 'Rises like Olympus'....
Was 'Rises like an empress'. Dick.
Great song though.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)

it may be - just may be - the best song of the 80's

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)

It's a TUNE alright. There is a nice cover by Mike Masse on The Youtube which is good'n'acoustic.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:15, Reply)

It's no Total Eclipse Of The Heart.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)

which allegedly was wrtitten by meatloaf

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:22, Reply)

the finest singer/songwriter of a generation cunt.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:24, Reply)

well, in the sense that it was written by Jim Steinman.
so I'd question the sources of your allegations, from a legal standpoint.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:26, Reply)

oh man
that was one of my favourite urban legends :(

also, i kind of hope you googled that, because if you didn't, you're a gimp. but then if you had to resort to google/wiki to prove yourself, you're a gimp. it's a gimp trap!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Gimp trap, gimp trap
Watcha gonna do........
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)

kick Martin Lawrence in the balls.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I like meatloaf
and I also like cheesy 80's shit. And I have brain somehow programmed to store useless facts.

Also, if you don't know the author of a song from that era. Jim Steinman is a fucking good bet for a guess. Fucker wrote EVERYTHING.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:29, Reply)

so you're saying that you're category Gimp A?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:32, Reply)

whatever rubs your rhubarb

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:32, Reply)

i've never seen a guy look good in a gimp suit
bear in mind i live very near where the erotica exhibition is every year, and there are a LOT of fat accountants/date entry monkeys wandering around in black rubber. shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)

I'm pretty sure looking good isn't the objective.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)

the only worse weekend is the beer festival weekend
when the place is FULL of pissed up twunts. urrrrrgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)

deals on gta5
alt: I do all of them, I'll be off on WC 16/09/13 so this will give me something to do

alt:alt: I liked it when Russell Peters was on about going to India and when the planes door open all he could smell was shit
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:27, Reply)