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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So I would like to welcome the good Dr Frog into our folds
Everyone needs a good meme, what can we give Dr?

Alt:Now that JS3 is over what have you got to look forwards to?

Alt:alt: Far from home in a strange new (Northern) place, give us tales of how you kept your sanity?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:20, 92 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
he can have get fucked?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Get fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:29, Reply)
I hear that the good Doctor is in fact the love child of Ian Brady and Myra Hindley
And can transverse the Yorkshire moors without the aid of Sat-Nav
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:24, Reply)
I heard that he is actually a doctor. Placed here to conduct an online mental health evaluation of Frank.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:26, Reply)
I heard he's a miserable nasty cunt.
Alt: I'm looking forward to getting myself happy again, and going to Barcelona in December for a work jolly. A while away I know, but not a lot else going on right now.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:28, Reply)
it will be all that Crab porn he produces that makes him so nasty

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:30, Reply)
All standard stuff in amphibious life.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:32, Reply)
Barcelona is a great place. Have you been there before?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:35, Reply)
No, but I'm hearing good things.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:37, Reply)
It's a really good place, just watch your wallet there

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:37, Reply)
I hope you get mugged
For your mobile phone by a Nigerian woman, that way you can tell us about it.

At the very least, I hope your pocket gets picked.

Come back with a story. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:38, Reply)
I hope I get mugged to. The last thing I want to do is come back without a story of a disasterous trip.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:42, Reply)
Thanks DF.
This place thrives on stories.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)
The Doctors real name is Clive Jackson
and Chompy and AB are his medics
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:28, Reply)
Are they goin' on up, to the spirit in the sky?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:39, Reply)
Well that's where I wanna be

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:41, Reply)
Lots of nice pubs around halifax
You're a pub wrong. This one's pretty. I used to take my grandma here:


themaypoleinn.jimdo.com/menu/
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:43, Reply)
Links to the menu not then location.
Someone hungry?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)
I thought that was what you'd want to see!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:49, Reply)
That, and knowing where it was.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:50, Reply)
You've got google

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:53, Reply)
Maypole mixed grill please.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:51, Reply)
It is really good food there, and I'm a real restaurant snob

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:55, Reply)
No shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:01, Reply)
Hilarious strikethrough "restaurant"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Work sure was slow since "Rentaghost"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:55, Reply)
Timothy claypoles brother ran a cafe round the corner from me.
Fact.

Well the actors brother did anyway,
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Did he wear roller skates whilst serving?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:08, Reply)
The place would still be open if he did.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Is that why she died?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:50, Reply)
No
Undiagnosed cancer, leading to starvation and a prolonged, agonising death, actually
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:52, Reply)
Well perhaps if you'd taken her to eat there more often she wouldn't have starved.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:53, Reply)
She wouldn't have got gangrene if she'd given up smoking too
How are the cancer sticks?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:54, Reply)
Ghandi? Again?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:53, Reply)
It's like you're channelling him

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:54, Reply)
Apart from not being brown, not wearing glasses, not rocking the '80s Ethiopian' look
Not wandering round in a sheet, and not doing anything good for anyone, we are VERY similar.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:57, Reply)
It's good to have ambition

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:57, Reply)
I like to be the change I want to see in the world.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:00, Reply)
Looks like cheap and nasty pub fodder

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:08, Reply)
When are you going?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:09, Reply)
It's in the north, so never

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Oh, I completely missed the location.
Yeah, fuck that. I don't like black pudding and tripe.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:13, Reply)
Black pudding is fantastic you mouth wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:17, Reply)
It's a cooked bloody shite in a bag.
I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:19, Reply)
Nein
It's good, proper home made. Lovely cheeseboard too.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:11, Reply)
It is a very uninspiring menu, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Silly boy
It's just a sample. They change it every week.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:13, Reply)
Yeah well it had better had

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Cheese is not a pudding.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:13, Reply)
I don't really like many puddings
Unless it's ice cream, I'd nearly always rather have cheese.

#olds
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:14, Reply)
Veggie cheese I assume?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:16, Reply)
Fuck that plastic shit
You know I have no principles. Needs a crumbly Lancashire bomb, a fucking offensive cheddar, a gorgonzola dolce and a wedge of fierce Stilton
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:20, Reply)
I'm not sure we can be web pals.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:17, Reply)
Oh man
*withdraws titgaz*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:20, Reply)
Shit. I jumped the gun.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:34, Reply)
Rumour has it that the good doctor is in fact the ghost writer for Swipes new Sit-com

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:33, Reply)
I'm being forced to watch some new thing on Channel 5
Have fun all
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Peace out or something equally 'street'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:10, Reply)
quality.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Right, that's enough for me for one day. G'night bumders.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:30, Reply)
Dubs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:36, Reply)
Check em

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:32, Reply)
tekkers

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:39, Reply)
Right laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:40, Reply)
hahahahaha yeah

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:41, Reply)
Right finished watching that now
some thing called the dome, Stephen King adaptation
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 23:03, Reply)
Yer Simpsons movie innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 23:15, Reply)
Youn is a Homer
er o
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 7:47, Reply)

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