I've got some home-made pig and lentil soup.

Alt - god knows. Couldn't give a shit.
AltAlt - god knows. couldn't give a shit, but far too desperately dull to be worth shagging.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:23, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Home-made pig?
FFS Mighters, you'll be getting yourself a rep as some kind of Dr Frankenstein type.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:28, Reply)

pig and elephant DNA just don't mix?
Fuck off, they just weren't trying hard enough.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

There could be practical issues though
Does the hybrid have pig's trotters and an elephant's trunk? If so, then it would be constantly tripping over. Not good.

However, on the good side, there'd be loads and loads of lovely bacon.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I think we both know that last point is the only one that matters.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Yeah, fuck it.
We could let them roam free across the countryside, knowing full well that they couldn't outrun us. Make a killing flogging them as organic. Quid's in mate.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)

I donno, Swipe has pig's trotters and an elephant's trunk, and she manages it just fine.
Ever her camel toe doesn't get in the way.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)

hello??????

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)

He is trying to treat you mean
You could at least appreciate his efforts
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)