I'm bored
So, about these 'bashes' in 'the smoke' where everyone and his sister plays pin the withered needlecock up the 'this Becky person'. Is this all really true or did 'this Becky person' turn up eating a bog standard Pot Noodle at a 'bash' and not the LUSH new Sainsburys Itsu Bongo Noodles and was instantly outcast and subjected to rumours of shagging Bert, Mince, Cat Boy, not Baked Ape and other implied but not sofar mentioned internetters? Hmm?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:57, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Mince is Monty Boyce by the way. Y'know, from the internet.

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Dunno.
Cheers.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

You're neither use nor ornament

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)

THANKS!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)

I gots ya back bro
You gotta keep on eye on these fruits. It's all 'nyommy lunch', 'fuck off bert' and 'bashes'. That's how it starts. Then there's running and screaming.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Thanks. I will be more careful in future.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I'm eating an itsu pot noodle right now, true story.
I think this is indictive of my coolness.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Y'see
This guy knows which side his bread is buttered
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Knowing Gonz both sides

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)

They have a revolutionary spork with a little turn on the end that means it doesn't fall in.
It's a technological marvel.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)

the real question is
why do you care? which one of them do you want to bone, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)

It's a tangled web this here place kiddo
All the little in-jokes and cliquey nods and winks. What's the harm in trying to untangle the bullshit and get to the heart of the matter?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)

I have found the key is just smile and nod, as if you understand.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:13, Reply)