Lunch thread, lunch thread
Watcha' gonna eat?
Tell us all about it
Whether cheese or meat.

Alt: Prince William - good egg or spoilt cunt?
Altalt: Katherine - doggy or dirty sanchez?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:15, 134 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you
check your texts, bbz.

no lunch for me, as just had some roasted chickpeas, and am eating/drinking out tonight.

alt: bland and vanilla. give me harry and a bottle of tequila any day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Fleet Street? Fack orf.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:18, Reply)

oh man!
you're a tough cookie
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)

alt so keeping the ginger gene pure eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I'm thinking about an extra hot peri peri chicken burger,
with lettuce and mayo.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:16, Reply)

I like your style. That sounds good.
Do Nandos do take out?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:18, Reply)

They do,
but there's a little chicken place near work that I'll go to.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:19, Reply)

How did your meeting with the ex go?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Alright, not exactly fun but it was nice seeing her.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Any progress or is she still adamant that you're a rapist and she doesn't love you?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:26, Reply)

No real progress.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:27, Reply)

:(
Sorry to hear that.

Have you tried getting a boombox and standing on her front garden holding it above your head playing her favourite song?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I was going to hire a limo and climb out the sunroof onto her fire escape.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)

You should have asked her to wear a white suit.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)

^euphamism alert^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Going for the new brazen rapes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)

You're more likely to get away with it if you're brazen.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Leftover chicken achari, egg pilau and a garlic naan
Lasted about 2 mins

Alt:
Seems OK

AltAlt:
Teabagged, followed by anal
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)

No, wait
Swap the Alt and AltAlt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Hahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Sad bastards £3 tesco meal deal I expect.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Spicy noodles for lunch today
Alt: I rather like him and his brother, they seem alright

AltAlt: I would do many naughty things to her, yes. Aside from that, she seems entirely inoffensive.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:20, Reply)

I might have Sushi.
William seems OK. He can at least speak to people without sounding like a patronising dick.

Kate, as I like to call her, has made the list.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)

I've got some home-made pig and lentil soup.

Alt - god knows. Couldn't give a shit.
AltAlt - god knows. couldn't give a shit, but far too desperately dull to be worth shagging.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Home-made pig?
FFS Mighters, you'll be getting yourself a rep as some kind of Dr Frankenstein type.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:28, Reply)

pig and elephant DNA just don't mix?
Fuck off, they just weren't trying hard enough.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

There could be practical issues though
Does the hybrid have pig's trotters and an elephant's trunk? If so, then it would be constantly tripping over. Not good.

However, on the good side, there'd be loads and loads of lovely bacon.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I think we both know that last point is the only one that matters.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Yeah, fuck it.
We could let them roam free across the countryside, knowing full well that they couldn't outrun us. Make a killing flogging them as organic. Quid's in mate.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)

I donno, Swipe has pig's trotters and an elephant's trunk, and she manages it just fine.
Ever her camel toe doesn't get in the way.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)

hello??????

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)

He is trying to treat you mean
You could at least appreciate his efforts
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I had a Raspberry crodough for elevenses
It was amazing. Truly the sugar delivery system of the gods.

I shall probably have a bland chicken salad sandwich for lunch to even the cosmic balance.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Why is it called croudough not cronut now?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:27, Reply)

HODOR

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

HODOR!

(how long does it take to delete an account anyway? Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail F, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

not as good as igor
but not bad.

HODOR.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)

What is it even?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Yet another fad
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/08/15/cronuts-cro-dough-doughnuts-croissant_n_3762142.html
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I'm not sure if I'd kill these kind of cunts
or the urban knitting kind of cunts first

I think it's better for all concerned if we just annialate earth.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I made them once, tasty.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:36, Reply)

If you didn't make them ironically
I'm going to have to assume you deserve to die, I'm afraid.

Actually, making them ironically is probably even worse.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Birthday present for my ex.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)

There may be a cause and effect thing happened there, I'm afraid
a lesson to us all.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)

They're really tasty.
pain in the arse to make but really good.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Will everyone stop splitting up with their partners
Poor old Gonz wont know which way to turn soon
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)

If only!
*runs off to cry*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I don't do good with all these choices.
I'd hate to hurt anyone's feelings.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I can imagine you stuck in the center of a tri-angle
two steps towards Battereds wife, three steps towards Swipe 6 steps towards the Baroness then back to square one
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Maybe I can host some kind of olympics where i'm both the javalin AND the gold medal?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)

A Ho dance.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)

I thought it was only Chompys Mrs that was a prostitute?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:12, Reply)

I notice on that
of the 10 reviews, all the womens ones are postive. All the negative ones are from blokes. There are two blokes who are positive about them, who I can only assume are gay. That would be about right, statistically, for the makeup of an an online meeja party.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

You're a scotlandish person aincha?
Isn't it basicly a sweet "Buttery" ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)

By "women" you of course mean
"fat blubbery internet wastes of space"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I have no lunch, I feel that a quick trip to Monty's mouldy bread mecca may be in order
alt & alt:alt: don't care
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:28, Reply)

STAY ABOUT FROM MY BINS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)

+BREAD

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Home-made burger on a crusty batch with salad
Home-made salsa as as well.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:37, Reply)

BLT.
I'd rather fuck Pippa than Katherine. Up the dung funnel.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)

This is a sensible decision.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)

I'm bored
So, about these 'bashes' in 'the smoke' where everyone and his sister plays pin the withered needlecock up the 'this Becky person'. Is this all really true or did 'this Becky person' turn up eating a bog standard Pot Noodle at a 'bash' and not the LUSH new Sainsburys Itsu Bongo Noodles and was instantly outcast and subjected to rumours of shagging Bert, Mince, Cat Boy, not Baked Ape and other implied but not sofar mentioned internetters? Hmm?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Mince is Monty Boyce by the way. Y'know, from the internet.

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Dunno.
Cheers.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

You're neither use nor ornament

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)

THANKS!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)

I gots ya back bro
You gotta keep on eye on these fruits. It's all 'nyommy lunch', 'fuck off bert' and 'bashes'. That's how it starts. Then there's running and screaming.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Thanks. I will be more careful in future.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I'm eating an itsu pot noodle right now, true story.
I think this is indictive of my coolness.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Y'see
This guy knows which side his bread is buttered
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Knowing Gonz both sides

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)

They have a revolutionary spork with a little turn on the end that means it doesn't fall in.
It's a technological marvel.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)

the real question is
why do you care? which one of them do you want to bone, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)

It's a tangled web this here place kiddo
All the little in-jokes and cliquey nods and winks. What's the harm in trying to untangle the bullshit and get to the heart of the matter?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)

I have found the key is just smile and nod, as if you understand.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Pho soup from Eat.
THAT'S what they eat in Bongo Bongo Land.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Might go there for a weekend. Enjoy ALL the exotic treats Bongo Bongo Land has to offer.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:00, Reply)

I heard it is real cheap.
And that they use an ingredient called garlic.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)

They put it on bread, so I hear. But they don't call bread 'bread', they have another word.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)

*in a South African accent*
They have naan words for bread.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Nice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)

I don't think you can go for the whole weekend
I'm not sure Eat is open on Sunday.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Alright? When next week are you around to visit Richer Sounds?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)

It's a short week.
No offence.

What about Thursday?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)

That works.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)

I have met William on several occasions when playing rugger and cricket, he seemed pretty normal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)

For an inbred reptilian.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)

did you have to call him Majesty, Majesty?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)

m b

, he seemed pretty normal that he'll be eating the digestive this time
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Cheese and tomato butties, with wholemeal seeded rolls.
A very nice mature cheddar. I'm going to have a meat free day every week.
Alt, no idea.
Alt alt, no idea. Who the fuck came up with the Dirty Sanchez idea anyway?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I done a curry innit
Alt: Seems alright. I have no reason to believe otherwise.

AltAlt: I reckon she likes to go on top.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)

I had an extra hot peri peri chicken burger, with lettuce and mayo.
Now I'm sweating at my desk.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Its probably an
Imminent coronary


HTH XXX
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:32, Reply)

take off your pleather jacket, those things are sweat boxes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)

i would click this if i could
click it, click it, click it GOOD
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Alright Gang.
I started a thread.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)