My Hawkwind woes are resolved.
Incredibly, my ex has asked her mum to babysit on Sat night and even though this means she's gonna have to get the train to Canterbury to drop her off she's happy to do it. Mental. This generosity and helpfulness is pretty fucking amazing. She was even asking my opinion on her current boyfriend, telling me she 'values my opinion'. Fucking weird.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

She's got another bloke already? She doesn't hang around.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

She's been seeing him for months, it's that BMX chap.
This whole thing does mean I cannot come out tonight as I'm cover her going to a gig I'm afraid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:31, Reply)

I thought we were meeting Thursday????

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Yup, the Fisherman's Arms, John O'Groats, 7pm - don't be late!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Your all cyberbullys

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:36, Reply)

kill urself on ask.fm you LOOSER!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Whos Becky u dun the nasty wiv? Tell me da story. K? thx.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:42, Reply)

As far as we know it's just Bert, Al, and mrspakkaman

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:44, Reply)

+ HimJim

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:51, Reply)

+ Monty Boyce

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Really? I hadn't heard this?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:54, Reply)

I read it on the inter-net so it must be true

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Wats a inter-net?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:55, Reply)

you know what...I'm really not sure

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I'll look it up on wikipedia

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I read that this 'Monty Boyce' fellow got his dates mixed up whilst being high off'f the drugs he stole from Stunned poster
and turned up at a 'bash' in 'the smoke' dressed as Cat from Red Dwarf when he thought he was on his way to Dwarfathon V1!!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I fear the truth may be far worse
so best we stick with this one.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:00, Reply)

the sly dog

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:53, Reply)

the gay community will breath a sigh of relief but remain and tenterhooks

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Geddit, 'coming out' also means GAY, RIGHT??!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:37, Reply)

well you said 'come out' actually, but you got the gist at least
cheers
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

No flies on me, Quintus.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I suspect shennanigans, subterfuge and interior motives here Mince
I'd raise shields and standby photo torpedos if I were you
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Innit
Something's up, you mark my words.

However if it means I can get off my bosoms on magic mushrooms to Britains - nay, THE WORLD'S finest 'Space Rock' proponents on Saturday night, that'll ding-dang-do for me Reginald, and no mistake.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Keep your oats about you Mince and the worm will turn

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:35, Reply)

I'm keeping my oats very close to my chest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:38, Reply)

It's this kind of short term thinking that's made you the man you are today Monts
I'm not sure whether I mean that as a compliment or an insult. Take it as you will.*


*sniffing it off the cistern of a pub toilet
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I have learnt the (very) hard way
that things are probably going to go wrong and shit most of the time, and with that in mind to make the most of any opportunities for fun that present themselves. I've seen my missus for about two hours in the past ten days and she deserves a good night out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:44, Reply)

tl:dr long term = wrong term

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Well that's a good enough reason right there

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:45, Reply)

someone has to get me home when I'm off me bonce eh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Just to clarify, this is a JOKE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:46, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH THIS IS ENDSTRIKETHROUGH I AM
LOL
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:51, Reply)