The problem I've got is
that I've got quite a lot of ear wax in my right ear. Digging around doesn't seem to do much except block my hearing. I think it might be syringe time.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:42, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I use a house key for that sort of problem.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Could you cricket lot keep the sports chat to one thread?
it's great that a couple of numbers with a divider are making you so excited, but I couldn't give the tiniest sample of rat's piss.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Time of the month is it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:47, Reply)

My love of sportball is all year round, mate.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:48, Reply)

31/1

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)

No sport OR car chat. Right. Gottit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)

or obscure music chat
though it doesn't seem to fucking stop Monty.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)

That guy is a law unto himself
*Tutts*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Smack won't help you, man - believe me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I got the day wrong - will be in Uxbridge tomorrow instead of today.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)

righto, nae bother.
I usually lunch at 1:30.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Block up your left ear too, to even it out.
Then just turn the 'Volume' knob on your head up to a more acceptable level.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)

It's the ear I generally use for my phone
my only conclusion is that my phone somehow injecting wax into my ear.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)

NO PHONE CHAT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)

What about that candle thing that those orientals use that uses suction to draw up the ear wax into candle wax or whatever.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:04, Reply)

That's woo stuff. Doesn't work.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:13, Reply)

*hard boiled*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Ahh, fair 'nuff.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)