Flouncing (yes, again)
So, kiddies, CQ's buggering off and it's traditional to make a little speech, so here goes. You're all good chaps (except for Swipe and Hartly, obv.) But this place does me no good at all, so i'm doing what all good headwrongs should and buggering off to pastures healthier. No deleting my account, no killing my self, but I do feel the self indulgent need to post a flounce thread and not just fade away. Anyone fancy a drink in London sometime, gaz me or find me on facebook. Like as not I'll be back occasionaly but I'll try not to.

So a question:

Best ever flounce? Wormulous is up there.

Alt: have you ever flounced?

AltAlt:go on, post something positive one last time for your old pal CQ.

Bye now, have fun.

Xxx
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:29, 141 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alt:alt: Don't go CQ I love you really

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Don't really know you, not really bothered.
Bye.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2054833
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Oh, *that* guy!
Still, my sentiment remains the same.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I knew that there was a reason I liked you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:34, Reply)

One less person for me to get confused about.
I view this thread as good news.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)

clouds and silver linings
I like the way you think young frog
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)

One mans 'Please give me some attention and care I'm leaving' thread is another mans treasure...
or something.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)

This thread will end well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:31, Reply)

I NOES
*Rubs hands with glee*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:32, Reply)

On second thoughts I've just realised true to form he will delete the whole thread soon

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)

fuck off, prick

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)

He should totally post this on /talk
I'm sure you lot would be really sympathetic and offer him the support he needs to say on B3TA, god knows there are precious few posters as it is.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Doesn't look like anyone here really cares....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Care about what?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)

/talk is the most hospitable of all the forums

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)

We all know this to be the truth

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

23/1

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)

you forgot the 'YESSS!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)

YYEEEESSSSS

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Better.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:42, Reply)

*makes drinky hand gesture
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)

That's a good idea actually.
A pub always improves cricket.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:42, Reply)

:(
I wish I could join you
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)

*makes gay limp wrist hand gesture*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)

The problem I've got is
that I've got quite a lot of ear wax in my right ear. Digging around doesn't seem to do much except block my hearing. I think it might be syringe time.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:42, Reply)

I use a house key for that sort of problem.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Could you cricket lot keep the sports chat to one thread?
it's great that a couple of numbers with a divider are making you so excited, but I couldn't give the tiniest sample of rat's piss.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Time of the month is it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:47, Reply)

My love of sportball is all year round, mate.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:48, Reply)

31/1

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)

No sport OR car chat. Right. Gottit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)

or obscure music chat
though it doesn't seem to fucking stop Monty.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)

That guy is a law unto himself
*Tutts*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Smack won't help you, man - believe me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I got the day wrong - will be in Uxbridge tomorrow instead of today.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)

righto, nae bother.
I usually lunch at 1:30.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Block up your left ear too, to even it out.
Then just turn the 'Volume' knob on your head up to a more acceptable level.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)

It's the ear I generally use for my phone
my only conclusion is that my phone somehow injecting wax into my ear.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)

NO PHONE CHAT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)

What about that candle thing that those orientals use that uses suction to draw up the ear wax into candle wax or whatever.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:04, Reply)

That's woo stuff. Doesn't work.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:13, Reply)

*hard boiled*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Ahh, fair 'nuff.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Oh Wilf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:44, Reply)

He'll be back within 80 days.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:47, Reply)

V/good 10/10

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)

I get this. I feel I have achieved something to understand an inside joke.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:51, Reply)

see after awhile it all begins to make sense

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)

It's like that bit in that film with Anthony Bandarse where he learns a whole language by listening to people speak it round a fire one night.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:04, Reply)

wasn't that Kevin Costner in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Nah, Bandarse. He had a small horse, the laughed at him until they saw it was fast like lightening.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:07, Reply)

ahhhh Shrek then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Sounds like The 13th Warrior

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)

That's it.
The 1/3 YESSS!!!!! th warrior.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Battered fighting?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:13, Reply)

This is a height related joke.
I am learning.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:15, Reply)

*three thumbs up*
This post is endorsed by the Norfolk tourism board
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Is that the one with the glass house?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Wasn't that Sly Stallone in Rambo 3?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:07, Reply)

He still hasn't learnt how to speak.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I THINK WE'RE FACEBOOK FRIENDS BUT I'VE FORGOTTEN YOU REAL NAME.
Also, good bye CQ. I always thought you were alright.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)

I agree with 'shavedchimp'
this melting pot needs all the flavours it can get
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:54, Reply)

How are you Frog.
I'm about to go and do my first live test on a ring main. I could die (although it's very very unlikely) so this could be goodbye.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Well you had a good run

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)

You should do a 'Farewell and all the best' thread in case you do die.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)

You've never tested a ring before?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Oh well played sir

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)

It's the revision that's the hard bit

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:03, Reply)

For the penetration test?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Remeber to lick your fingers first
and stand ina bucket of water for safety
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)

That only works for 3 phase

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:04, Reply)

I know all these words but their sense is beyond me
I'm finding it difficult to say that you'll be missed chimpo

Are you boiling some peas?
Is this code for getting married?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)

for some reason I read this as a mans ring

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)

mans ring CHUTNEY FERRET
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:03, Reply)

*skips in a circle*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:07, Reply)

circle ring
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Please don't murder yourself through manslaughter.
xxx
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:04, Reply)

It's nice how more people care more about your safety then this 'flouncing' chap.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)

eh? is someone flouncing?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Whats flouncing?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I'm not 100% sure but I think it's
Attention seeking online based twattery.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)

But think what you're going to miss CQ
Updates about Stunned's diabetic necrosis.
Chompy weeping for his lost love.
Endless 'jokes' about my height.
Nakers being, well, Nakers.
Some fat ginger munter moaning about gay boyfriends.
Food threads.
Cricket scores.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)

i think I come out of this rather well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)

+ the chance to get in Cavys knickers again

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)

Haha, brilliant
No, I've never publicly flounced, and I never would. Because then if I ever wanted to come back, people would call me a whiney cunt. And rightly so.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I'd have a bit of dignity and just not post anymore, Twoey.
But I coudln't do that because I just love all you guys SO much.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)

u a
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)

so mach?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)

You're the best one here, as far as I'm concerned

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)

:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)

I wouldn't worry about it
My opinion isn't worth the paper it's written on
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:07, Reply)

It isn't? So you think I'm shit then?
Well, fuck YOU, Two Hats. Fuck YOU.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:14, Reply)

oh boy
what an unfortunate misunderstanding
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)

*canned laughter*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:24, Reply)

^ whiney cunt ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:08, Reply)

*whines*
*excretes*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:09, Reply)

bye CQ, have a nice life

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)

You've added and removed me from facebook twice
I didn't care either time.

Flouncing is shit. Just disappear.

Alt. No

AltAlt. My wife is actually kind thoughtful and loving despite my posts.
( Peej, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:16, Reply)

He removed me and kept me removed.
I took it as a compliment.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:18, Reply)

You know, like that bit at the end of Zulu when all the British
are falling over and having hysterical laughing fits and that and the Zulus are all like "you're well hard, you are. We're going to leave you be. Nice work".

I'm Michael Caine and/or Stanley Baker in this scenario.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:19, Reply)

clickin this

( Peej, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Your Gerard Depadieu in "Plane aisle pissing"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Whose?

( Peej, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:20, Reply)

loose, aboot this hoose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Bromhead: Those bastards! They're taunting us!
Adendorff: [Realizing what the Zulus are really doing, he begins to laugh] No, you couldn't be more wrong! They're saluting you. They're saluting fellow braves!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

That's exactly the scene.
I'm Bromhead, and he's Chatewayo. Only he did it via Facebook, rather than song. Everybody was relieved there wasn't a song involved.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Any coloured birds waving their tits about like at the start?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

BGB waved her tits at him once, if that helps?

( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)

That should do it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)

I'm better on facebook than I am here.

( Peej, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:19, Reply)

in what way?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:20, Reply)

He's not on it as often
BOOM
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)

You fucking cunt!

( Peej, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:22, Reply)

haha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Oh I dunno, more pictures of the missus I guess
I'm also 86% more intelligent and less ugly. I also never call anyone a fucking cunt because my Gran might see.
( Peej, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)

you gran is on facebook?
Mine isn't even above ground
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:24, Reply)

She's 72
Its more impressive that she manages it whilst being so blind she walks with a cane.
( Peej, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Its a 70's pimp stick really isnt it
Bitches be crazy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Holy fuck its got a ball on the end and everything
shes just holding it the wrong way!
( Peej, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)

she only does that when you're around
As soon as you are off on goes the purple suit and pimp hat...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)

I just though all old people wore purple and silly hats
but its all so clear to me now.
( Peej, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Nakers still thinks the internet and associated pastimes are purely for
teenage spotty virgins. He really can't wrap his head around a wider user-base.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

He's partly right though
most of us are spotty virgins
( Peej, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Speak for yourself, sunshine.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:36, Reply)

alt alt she certainly is with me...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Oh yeh that reminds me
She said you can have a freebie next week
( Peej, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)

\0/
Great news... will swap you instead,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Sorry my arse is still sore from last time

( Peej, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)

'Bout time for a lunch thread innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)

DO IT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Ent bin ere long enuff to ave that kinda orthoritee

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

+TO THE MUSIC
Raw Silk

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezw2b0uuz_o
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I've already ate my lunch

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)

+e +n

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

I ate you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Bitches be trippin

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

oh no
who will bore us all to tears with tedious leftie preaching now?

until he comes back again, with a different LOLARIOUS name, in 2 weeks' time, that is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)

It could just be paranoia
But I don't think he likes us much
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)

this is about the third time he's done a 360
you wait
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)

I once trapped my cock in a SNES

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)