The welsh are basically rubbish at everything

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:06, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

They took cheese on toast and made it better
Sounds alright to me
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)

They make bread out of sea weed the filthy povvos

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:14, Reply)

you should try laver bread pancakes, they're lovely

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:16, Reply)

You have to cook it for fucking hours doncha?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:16, Reply)

i've never made them

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Well really.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:18, Reply)

I...that's...
That's not true, is it?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Yer, lava bread innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)

so let it out and let it Bryn

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:16, Reply)

live and let dai

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:19, Reply)

except cheese on toast, we got that nailed

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)

They're not rubbish at singing.
Or mistrusting outsiders, they're very good at that. And magic mushrooms are another strength of theirs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:14, Reply)

i went to the garth to pick some magic mushrooms when i was about 16
made a bolognese sauce with them
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Well there's lovely.
I went to a mushroom festival in N Wales in the 80s. A farmer tried to run us over in his tractor whilst screaming obscenities at us. It was lol. Our pal Biddy fell down a ravine. It was also lol. The festival had a lightshow but no music. It was freaky.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)

It was no Treworgey Tree Fayre though.
I really should tell you about that one, one day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:24, Reply)

i'm all ears

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I've heard that about you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:37, Reply)

there used to be a shop in town that sold magic mushrooms
even after it was deemed illegal, they assumed it was ok to sell them if you didn't dry them or something
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:26, Reply)

That used to be the law.
When picking, if you had a paper bag rather than plastic, they couldn't touch you.

I'm doing some on Saturday, I can't fucking wait.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)

and incest, and moaning

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)

that's more of a north wales thing

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:18, Reply)

South Wales is frightful and full if the worst sort of povvos

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:19, Reply)

if you say so, i think it's alright

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)

The Gower is nice.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)

i'm going to the gower this weekend
s3.freefoto.com/images/1054/13/1054_13_31_web.jpg that's rhossili bay, beautiful place
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Try this place
www.discovercarmarthenshire.com/family/country-parks.html

However Llanelli is one of the most depressing towns I have ever been in
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)

oh yeah, llanelli is dreadful
if you really want to see the worst of wales though, go to pontypridd on a saturday night
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Merthyr

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:47, Reply)

the gurnos estate is notoriously bad
in an old job i had to do some visits over there, the place is like a maze full of needles and hoodies
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Actally the whole of this thread is quite good
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2014854

I like the Llanelli Tourist board Pic
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Swansea, Cardiff, Newport the valley towns all full of ghastly tattooed thugs and slags

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:31, Reply)

it sounds like you've had a bad experience in south wales
do you want to talk about it?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Nice enough bloke
but didn't move his feet enough and was always wafting it to the slips.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:32, Reply)

NO CRICKET CHAT

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Great in a sopwith camel though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Tiger Moth, ACKSHERLY

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:55, Reply)

The plane that shot down the Red Baron* Factfans
*this doesn't mean Swipe
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)

The Sopwith Camel or the Tiger Moth?
NO BIPLANE CHAT
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Pembrokeshire is beautiful

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:24, Reply)

agreed

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)