You're making the n00b's mistake here of assuming that, despite them being in their 40's and 50's they are adults who can be reasoned with.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:29, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Step 1: Beakering lie
Step 2: Obvious troll
Step 3: Frothy wobbling rage post
Step 4: Take piss
Step 5: I'm not angry, you're angry
Step 6: Point out irony
Step 7: HAHA I was trolling the trolls really nyah nyah
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)

needs MOAR cheers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

10 MAKE EVERYONE THINK YOU'RE EVEN MORE TRAGIC
20 GOTO 10

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Hey look everyone it's that Thimble chappy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Oh hi

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)

It's a bit shit here at the moment
Most of the posters will be down at Greggs buying pies and sausage rolls till 2pm
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)

What a horrid euphemism for 'Swipe's gone speed dating'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)

It's because it's my Thirsday-Friday AB I guess I'm just not trying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)

I do realise this
but I though that I would offer an alternative viewpoint, and see if I could get through. I used proper sentences and big words too, just to show off that I is well clever
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)