No you *ARE* a fucking cock

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:45, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Quite possibly
I've only ever heard about women disliking me from roundabout rumour. Men just punch me.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Is that because you got most of the women pregnant in your office block?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Seriously, I don't know where this is coming from.

( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)

It comes from your inability to keep Mr Winky in your pants
How's the Golf getting on?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I'll have you know that I'm a paragon of abstinence.
Golf's cost me a grand to get it roadworthy, which means I've spent 2.5 on getting a really nice, solid 16v. Not quite so much of a bargain as I'd thought, but I've still come in below the 3.5k average. Pretty happy.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)

so it's all up and running?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Will be as of 5pm tonight.
Now it's got a new clutch I'll be able to properly put my foot down.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Nice one, at least you can tinker with it yourself
EDIT: this would have been much better if I done did a strike through on clutch to crutch
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)

It needed both front shocks replacing, new discs and pads all round,
a new clutch, a new thermostat and housing, a new brake caliper and a new wheel bearing.

I just don't have the gear to do in the air wheels off work, otherwise I could have saved a packet on labour costs. Oh well.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

So the engine and body are strong
RESULT
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)

His office building smells of garlic, onions, despair & surrender.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)

of Ori
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)

French paper folding?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)