You know, I haven't clicked either link,
But from seeing the 2 of them I'm imagining the sort of list you see in the trolley of a single mother of 3 babies from different dad's shopping at Aldi to take back to her council house on a slum estate.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:05, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You've pretty much hit the nail on the head, Findus

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Have either them asked for Crotchless panties?
Let's all have a good laugh at the poor uneducated class shall we? Maybe we should get some TV shows that appears to openly mock them, but is tarted up to look like a sympathetic documentary?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)

One of them will be on a shit 'celebrity' reality show if they get off with it.
Which they won't
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)

They asked for Veet
I'm not sure they know what prison actually is
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)

I haven't really followed this article much,
Are they looking at serious jail time?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Yep
Their story is they were forced at gunpoint to carry by gang members.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Which is actually pretty believable.

( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)

They look pretty calm on the holiday snaps that were released.
Also said that they had to feign happiness.

Who knows. The truth will out.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Well hmmmm yes and no
It is believable that they are stupid enough to think they were being watched the whole way etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

gotta keep the old leg hair down while serving 30 years for smuggling mate.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Hay there Weepee
how are the Polish lesson coming on?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Much better since he started using Mr Sheen

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)

tell you what
I read that back and I could do with some fucking English lessons and no mistaking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:44, Reply)