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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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theo....Theo..THEOBAN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:43, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
alright hh tell me you're not slurping down on some hot soup cock like the rest of these liquid fuckers

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Me I'm at home drinking beer
with a bottle of hennessy warming in the airing cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I deserve it Monty
I fucked off at three today and will now being doing massive damage to my liver till next Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:52, Reply)
I deserve it more :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:53, Reply)
I got sixty quids to last me til payday
I reckon, 40 on booze, 20 on food. that's right yeah?

if I go cheap I could even go less than 20

imagine that
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Get yourself to Aldi. Cheap food AND booze.
Money left for a cheap hooker!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:00, Reply)
but that's far away
tesco is right there, big bag of pasta, that'll get me through til wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)
that's sound mathematics, Theosophism.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:01, Reply)
I'm glad you're my financial advisor

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)
Stick with me, pal - I am great with money.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:10, Reply)
I knew a guy who ordered cognac in the brandy balloon HE INSISTED ON THE BALLOON then asked for ice in it
people eh

I like drink I hope you have good drink
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Ice...Ice.....Fucking ICE
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:51, Reply)
innit

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:52, Reply)
I have my Balloon (not hat of course) at the ready
will wait till it hits a slightly warmish temp and then Quaff with much gusto
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Swill it out with almost hot water before pouring.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:57, Reply)
What I need from you here is a name and address, and some next of kin details for this joker.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Edinburgh erm, somewhere
I don't keep in touch with THE PAST
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Is it not proper to have ice with cognac?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:57, Reply)
You terrible troll.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
I've never drunk brandy in my life, so I'm ignorant to these things
Just trying to learn
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:59, Reply)
I had to google 'brandy balloon'
I know literally nothing about the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)
When we meet up for LASH OF THE TITANS you and I shall have a LOT of fun.
This will involve high end cognaccing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:06, Reply)
Oh my!
I shall dust off my monocle.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:07, Reply)
And write a will.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:07, Reply)
The glass is specifically designed so that the heat of your hand warms the cognac.
When you see people holding the glass in that 'palm facing upward' way, they aren't *necessarily* just being pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:07, Reply)
do what you want really I just thought it'd be a tale to amuse these lot
you're immune to criticism.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
I am that
This is what comes of being bald, beared, bespectacled and hideously ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:00, Reply)
I can't wait for it to happen to me
The en-baldmonkeying it's called
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)
I'm slightly slimmer, and consist of 20% less ballbaggery

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Turn that frown upside down, you

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:00, Reply)
):<

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:12, Reply)

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