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Whoever was after knowing about my soups the other day there made by The New YOrk Soup Company.
Do you like soup?

Is wet food good?

Alt: something about your personal failures.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:30, 199 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I heard your mum like a wet fish supper
she certainly likes a salty starter.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:32, Reply)
I'm so poor I eat soup for lunch A LOT.
I do like soup but my realtionship with it is somewhat strained due to overfamiliarity.

Alt: they have led to the soup issues referred to above
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:32, Reply)
'soup', 'strained' Oh Monty, you're a card.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Oh no. Scarpe's back on the turps guys :o(

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Today would have gone more quickly if I was.
I mean, I've come back here, that's how bored I have been.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:41, Reply)
It's shit these days Scarpo.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:42, Reply)
I know, it's so comforting and familiar.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)
the grass is always greener
I thinks its always been quite shit but it is a way of avoiding work... Admittedly my posting more does drag it down further still but win some lose some
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Oi you, yes you
£28 for Hennessy 0.7L I didn't realise I just picked it up

And did you bookmark that link, if so you'll love the pepperpot soup recipe
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Yes I did.
XO Hennessy is over £100, suck it up you big girl.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:41, Reply)
I saw one there for £120, fuck that shit Brah

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:42, Reply)
I was drunk in La Galerie Lafayette in Paris once, many years ago, and was *this* close to buying a bottle of 1802 coggers for E3500

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)
They do love their E numbers...

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Alright hippy, how's life/
Hawkwind problems sorted?
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Yes indeed they are. I had my kid stay last night and she will again tonight (I'm off work tomorrow),
tomrrow she's off to her grandparents' in Kent. It was my ex's idea and she's taking her there by train personally which is nothing short of astounding.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:40, Reply)
That's fucking excellent

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:09, Reply)
I had Italian meatball soup the other day, fucking lovely.
I like Miso, too, and it's actually good for you. Wet food is good, whenever I'm on the East coast I always get proper kippers, not that boil in a bag shit from supermarkets.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Miso is shit, you're bent, fuck off.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:40, Reply)
You're shit, both YMs are bent, fuck off.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:41, Reply)
You're only saying what everyone else is thinking!

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Just like you Monty, and that Farrage chappie.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Well that's not very christian!

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:45, Reply)
No, no - he's quite right.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:48, Reply)
IRREGARDLESS

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Harvests the world

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Not in our lifetime, Bonzo

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Is this referring to the Jambalaya thing from Morrison’s if so yes it was me?

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Yes!

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Not had chance to check out Morrison's will do over the next 6 days
Thanks for the heads up
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Oh
I've never failed at anything, and I don't intend to start now
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:40, Reply)
I tell you what Twoey you have winner written all over your face

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:41, Reply)

In dried spunk
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:41, Reply)
I will neither confirm nor deny these scurrilous accusations

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:42, Reply)
No, that's Jizz.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Marrby it is Marrby it isn't

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)
No, that's seMARRn

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Soup's fucking terrible
If I wanted a drink masquerading as my supper I'll fucking down a pint of gin and do it that way

Fuck off terrible food
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:42, Reply)
theo....Theo..THEOBAN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)
alright hh tell me you're not slurping down on some hot soup cock like the rest of these liquid fuckers

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Me I'm at home drinking beer
with a bottle of hennessy warming in the airing cupboard
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)
:o(

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I deserve it Monty
I fucked off at three today and will now being doing massive damage to my liver till next Thursday
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:52, Reply)
I deserve it more :o(

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:53, Reply)
I got sixty quids to last me til payday
I reckon, 40 on booze, 20 on food. that's right yeah?

if I go cheap I could even go less than 20

imagine that
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Get yourself to Aldi. Cheap food AND booze.
Money left for a cheap hooker!
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:00, Reply)
but that's far away
tesco is right there, big bag of pasta, that'll get me through til wednesday
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)
that's sound mathematics, Theosophism.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:01, Reply)
I'm glad you're my financial advisor

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)
Stick with me, pal - I am great with money.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:10, Reply)
I knew a guy who ordered cognac in the brandy balloon HE INSISTED ON THE BALLOON then asked for ice in it
people eh

I like drink I hope you have good drink
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Ice...Ice.....Fucking ICE
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:51, Reply)
innit

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:52, Reply)
I have my Balloon (not hat of course) at the ready
will wait till it hits a slightly warmish temp and then Quaff with much gusto
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Swill it out with almost hot water before pouring.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:57, Reply)
What I need from you here is a name and address, and some next of kin details for this joker.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Edinburgh erm, somewhere
I don't keep in touch with THE PAST
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Is it not proper to have ice with cognac?

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:57, Reply)
You terrible troll.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
I've never drunk brandy in my life, so I'm ignorant to these things
Just trying to learn
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:59, Reply)
I had to google 'brandy balloon'
I know literally nothing about the subject.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)
When we meet up for LASH OF THE TITANS you and I shall have a LOT of fun.
This will involve high end cognaccing.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:06, Reply)
Oh my!
I shall dust off my monocle.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:07, Reply)
And write a will.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:07, Reply)
The glass is specifically designed so that the heat of your hand warms the cognac.
When you see people holding the glass in that 'palm facing upward' way, they aren't *necessarily* just being pricks.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:07, Reply)
do what you want really I just thought it'd be a tale to amuse these lot
you're immune to criticism.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
I am that
This is what comes of being bald, beared, bespectacled and hideously ugly.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:00, Reply)
I can't wait for it to happen to me
The en-baldmonkeying it's called
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)
I'm slightly slimmer, and consist of 20% less ballbaggery

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)
>:(

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Turn that frown upside down, you

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:00, Reply)
):<

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:12, Reply)
Yo, Theodolite.
YO.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:44, Reply)
alright mb you're looking fantastic

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:44, Reply)
I've had cheek implants.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:48, Reply)
haha fat arse hahahahaha see that's funny cos cheeks are both used for face and arse features

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)
shit I'm taking this to the fringe

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)
GET TO AN AIRPORT AND FAST

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)
YOURN arse features

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)
i used to believe that soup wasn't food
but then I was brainwashed. With Heinz Chicken and Mushroom
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:44, Reply)
see you've messed that up again, mushroom ain't food, it's just a process to turn shit into ground, not summat you eat

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:45, Reply)
you are going to fail so heavily
when we're all living on a fleet of space ships escaping from highly evolved cyborgs
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)
s'alright way I live I ain't making it past 31, 32 at most
you guys can feast on my remains
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:51, Reply)
we can grow mushrooms in your corpse

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:53, Reply)
that always seems like a good idea until you get to 30

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Yeah I'm already 31
*hack* *cough*
Bits are sloughing off me all the time
It's extremely arousing
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)
leposyphile lols

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:56, Reply)
You felt us talking about you the other day, didn't you?

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:47, Reply)
I KNEW there was a reason I was feeling extremely sexual

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:48, Reply)
You can be really hurtful sometimes, do you know that?

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:53, Reply)
What I do this time?
If I did it I didn't mean to
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Well some people like soup
You might've hurt someone's feelings.

/soup woe
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
no-one likes soup
unless they got touched up by a steak when they were a kid
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
:(
he made me call him Uncle Rib-Eye
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:01, Reply)
ha!

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:11, Reply)
I don't have any personal failures.
Oh, except for that time I sent a series of text messages to a groom saying unwise things about his mother-in-law.

I got a FB message from his wife this morning saying "For the record, my mum doesn't even like Jon Bon Jovi."
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Chunky soups are best
Mulligatawny noms.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Mulligatawny isn't chunky, from my experience GJ.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)
It's just curry sauce innit?

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)
kinda

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
It is when I make it.
Chunkier onion and bits of tomato.
Also, chicken Mulligatawny.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)
A proper soup must have Yam, Cho-cho & meat in it

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)
you keep your hentai shit to yourself, hartley-chan

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:52, Reply)
i really want that soup you get with sushi now

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)
just pob a squid in some broth
done
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:57, Reply)
*spits in welsh*

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Cavy *nods politely*

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:57, Reply)
hartley

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
How is life with you and dog boy?

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:00, Reply)
it's not
just me and the guinea pig now
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:00, Reply)
Ohhhhh dear, sorry to hear
Cavy I have a Turtle, he's cute as fuck
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)
aww! pics?
does he eat ham?
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Chicken Cavy he likes roast chicken
He looks just like this one
www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/RazorBackMuskTurtle.jpg&imgrefurl=http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:RazorBackMuskTurtle.jpg&h=1232&w=1912&sz=1103&tbnid=kuyt7oKpIt6edM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=140&zoom=1&usg=__bpdrNshoFuI5QQ5_xwoQBDzLx6E=&docid=IbiZ4r7m4evmVM&sa=X&ei=DjcWUpLgIurV0QW0jYC4Dg&ved=0CEkQ9QEwBA&dur=3872
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:07, Reply)
cute
(it's just the think i remember from seeing some once was that they were being fed sainsbury's ham)
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:10, Reply)
He likes live food shrimp and Mini-meal worms

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:15, Reply)
nom

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Dumped again?

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Pot, meet kettle.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:23, Reply)
Nahhh Proper Yardie soup is da ting

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Mannish water lolz

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:59, Reply)
The Jamaican place near me doesn’t do soup, although I have talked him into doing me some Red Snapper

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)
DISCLAIMER: Red Snapper has nothing to do with Swipes Growler

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)

Ha. Have a clicky.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:19, Reply)
I like the tomato and basil cupasoup with croutons
Even with the crewtons it's still just a drink. Altho I do like the one with spaghetti and parmeson over the top. I think that has crutons too.

Just the plain croutens mind, I don't see the point in having flavoured croutins, they're there for texture not taste.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:57, Reply)
woah
nice work
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
sometimes there is something positively gonzian about your musings

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
i'[ve had booze with croutons in
croutons doesn't stop things being a drink
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:59, Reply)
chocolate croutons would be good on a cheesecake or something

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:59, Reply)
i like interesting soup
mulligatawny is lush. and eat do a really chunky tomato minestrone, stuffed full of veg and pasta and topped with pesto, which is fucking NOM.

but dunk bread in it, and you die. that is for plebs and proles.

alt: i don't have any. they were all other people's failings.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Doesnt mulligatawny traditionally have meat in it

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)
Yes.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:13, Reply)
not the vegetarian one

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Mouth wrong

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)
i hope your kid grows up veggie

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Gazpacho soup is excellent when done properly.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
by which you mean HEATED UP
cold soup is gross
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:59, Reply)
WRONG.
You ginger cretin.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:01, Reply)
i accidentally made gestapo soup
people asked why is was cold
I said "Ve ask Ze Qvestions!"
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Jeff, give Cavy her login back.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)
someone make a rimmer joke here I can't be arsed
ta
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)
bronze swimming certificate, silver swimming certificate

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:04, Reply)
cheers two hats

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:07, Reply)
Soup is a starter at best not a meal

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)
That's why, contrary to what the Red Wrongun up there thinks ^
You have bread with it. Pads it out, innit.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Depends on the soup
Hot & Sour is a starter

Butternut squash and chilli is more than capable of being a main course.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:08, Reply)
yes
that one i like, with chunky carrots and celery and onions and mushrooms and a million tomatoes and pasta and pesto is a bloody 3 course meal (for only 300 cals, bargain)
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:12, Reply)
- celery

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Onion, carrot and celery is the base ingredients to my soup stock
But that's all sieved out before the real stuff goes in
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:23, Reply)
Celery has only one valid place, and that is as part of mirepoix.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:27, Reply)
Errrmmmmm That's what I just said

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:29, Reply)

nope, it belongs shoved roughly in the arse of whichever bastard thought it was a good idea to add it to food
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:30, Reply)
I see that Dog boy has opened your eyes to more than just culinary delights

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:32, Reply)
since it's hollow, you can get two and shove them in your arse, then when you fart it'll be like playing a little flute

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Nah see you have your steak and chips
and if you're on a diet, have a glass of soup alongside
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:09, Reply)
BUT NO ICE, RIGHT?

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:21, Reply)
I only drink my soup in a soup balloon

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:34, Reply)
up to the highest heights and send it Soaring

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:44, Reply)
Im going to throw Ham and Pea in the mix too
with nice fresh buttered roll...

Then realise we are all talking about soup, and kill myself*


*probably won't kill myself
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)
Ham & pea is ok, but it's no brocolli & stilton.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Not a fan of stilton, but I fucking love brocolli and stilton.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:09, Reply)
this is correct

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:17, Reply)

rrect nsommé
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:21, Reply)
I made home made soup recently, and I'll be making it again soon
Because I'm fucking ace. (and also a skinflint, as I've made it from the leftovers of a roast chicken)
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:08, Reply)
Clicking this

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Soup Chat: so exciting, that AA can comment on it.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:30, Reply)
AA Chat: so exciting, that AB can comment on it.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:32, Reply)
This comment needs more C

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Basically I'm calling you a African Bum Cleaner

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Easy as 123

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Or simple as do(n't) ra(pe) me

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:56, Reply)
as sung by Jordan Chandler

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:28, Reply)
(K)NO(RR) SOUP CHAT

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:35, Reply)
What a bunch of cunts,eh?

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:36, Reply)
Just checking if you have contributed.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:38, Reply)
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:40, Reply)
What's going on here then?

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:41, Reply)
Frogs trying to Bum rape me

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Soup chat contributors were branded cunts.
Then I discovered HH is one of them.
The ultimate betrayal.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:49, Reply)
We all have our weaknesses
You should see what I do to wing mirrors
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:52, Reply)
Some stories are better left untold.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:58, Reply)
Turns them into novelty earrings for elephants

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Corry-lovin' elephants are inserting them in their foreskins. Uncle Alberts Jumbo Jewellery.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:34, Reply)
New thread Bumgazers

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:07, Reply)

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