It smells of poo in here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:55, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Then fuck off & talk to your inlaws then. Go on. Pretend you like them.
Even though your father-in-law is looking at you, always thinking 'you cunt, you've fucked my daughter. Given the opportunity I will kill you for this if I can and get away with it'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:58, Reply)

I'm at my parents house though...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:00, Reply)

Oh fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:02, Reply)

Are you a bit unhappy today?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:05, Reply)

Nah, all good. Been with micro all afternoon, with her all morning tomorrow, same on Sat etc.
Then it's her second birthday on Tues.

Good times.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:09, Reply)

They're a fucking great at this age

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:12, Reply)

Damn right. Everyday = something new.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:13, Reply)

Monday = tantrum over toys
Tuesday = tantrum over food
Wednesday = tantrum over story
Thursday = tantrum over television
etc...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:22, Reply)

Nakers has got to learn.
He can't always get his own way.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:24, Reply)

BUT I WANT A LOLLYPOP!!!!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:25, Reply)

It's funny how everyone that has actual experience of having a child loves it
And yet, those who have had no first hand experience still think they know better...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:25, Reply)

I don't think I know better.
I just know the many, many reasons why it would be a terrible choice for me.

Some people would rather eat their own arm than move a dog into their house, but I don't keep trying to point out why they're wrong.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:27, Reply)

Nah don't get me wrong, I understand why people think they shouldn't have kids. Their personal reasons may stack up
But the ones about children, don't. No one knows what have a child will be like, it's terrifying and probably the biggest decision you'll ever make, but...for those of us that have taken that punt it's the most rewarding thing we've done. For all the shit, mini ape easily makes up for it by making me very very happy : )
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:34, Reply)

YES. ^This^

I still think you're cunt
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:35, Reply)

That's probably nature's way of making sure you don't kill them or leave them in a shop doorway.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:36, Reply)

I left my wife in hammersmith last month, I clean forgot about her till she called to ask wher I was and i was at home

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:38, Reply)

Seasick Steve's lesser known... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:41, Reply)

Hahahahhaaha!
Flid.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:42, Reply)

Wrong.
Mind you, those on here that have met her (Monty, Lusty, LiC, Swipe, Stunned, Kroney) may disagree, but she's a very happy kid.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:25, Reply)

Don't doubt it, mate. Enjoy it, they grow up quick. Not so long ago my youngest was singing songs with me. Three weeks ago, she narrowly avoided death and wrote off my car.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:36, Reply)

Shit.
Rather your car than your daughter, though, eh?

Glad she's alright.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:37, Reply)

Exactly so. A car is just a bit of metal. Family's family, innit?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:40, Reply)

Alright, Phil Mitchell.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:43, Reply)

My name is not Peggy.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:44, Reply)

Serves you right for letting a 7 year old drive.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:38, Reply)

I had my hand up her arse at the time, so no excuse for wrong turns.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:42, Reply)

And for driving a car worth fifty quid.
She actually only ran out of petrol.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:43, Reply)

Maybe she has a pedal car
like battered.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:45, Reply)

Yabadabbadoo!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:46, Reply)

Lololol
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:54, Reply)

Oof, glad it was alright. Horrible.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:39, Reply)

Yeah. Scary, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:43, Reply)

Glad to hear it didn't result in significant damage.
Like you say, cars are just tin and rubber.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:44, Reply)

And that was just Battered.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:57, Reply)

Good stuff man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:14, Reply)

You are in Wiltshire, so they are both your parents AND your in-laws.
ZING!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:02, Reply)

Nah in laws are in Hampshire

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:04, Reply)

It's ok it's just the dog

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:11, Reply)